number two. poo and tatter. poop. log. crap, squitz. shit. bum nugget. private time. download. probably just going for a dump. go for number two. faeces, excrement. crimp one off, was one i used when i was in my early teens. play some number down the river.
Stool Softener For Dogs, go to the office. do a service on the loo. i'm probably an exception to the rule, but it wouldn't embarrass me in the slightest. i probably wouldn't do it in front of my friends. i would. i'd just probably just keep it quiet. no. close friends? no. general friends? yes.
sometimes you might want to kind of, flush. just start flushing early. probably put some paper down, or cough or whistle. oh no, not at all, no, why disguise it, it's happening, lets make as loud a noise as possible. read a magazine maybe? use my phone, read stuff. i talk to the dog. i actually sing or i'm on my phone, not when i'm having a phone conversation when i'm on my phone. i sometimes read. i don't use public loo's at all. i very rarely use public loo's. if i'm not getting the best, it would, it would affect affect my toilet. this literally happened two weeks ago, and i was coming back from a date, and i was like, no you just go, and she was waiting for me at the bus stop,
i was like no you just go back, it's late it's cold you just go because i was dying for a poo, and anyway i was turtle heading, it was popping out and i was squeezing it back in, it was popping out and i was squeezing it back in. this one time instead of squeezing it back in, i nipped it off.
so i had like a quarter of it, like still in my... so yeah, then it kind of mushed in so we're safe, but as i was walking for my bus it kind of fell down my leg and into my cowboy boot and i found it the next day.
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