Escape Proof Dog Crate

(chattering) aah! (laughs) (hoofbeats approaching) (horse whinnies)

Escape Proof Dog Crate, (grumbles) (giggling) (whistle blows, echoes) (whistle blows)

(laughing) hey. huh? hey! (gasps) aah! oof. huh? (laughing) (whistles) (horn blows) (birds chirping)

ah! mwah. whoa! ugh. (party horns blow) (techno pink panther theme) ♪ ♪ (cheers and applause) welcome to the super,mega-hyper game show! who's gonna playour game today?

you, that's who!that's right. come on down. (applause) yes, you! this is yourlucky day! i said this isyour lucky day. now come on down. hey, thanks forpopping by! (fizzing)

but if you quit nowto finish yourtasty beverage, then who will winour grand prize? well, chuck,our winner todaywill receive a lifetime supply ofpickleicious picklepower extreme, the deliciousnutritious power drink that will give youextreme vitality, powerful energy,and just a touchof nausea. yes, pickle powerwith its multitudeof uses will make your lifea dream come true.

(spurt) why not relaxand enjoy a glass while pickle power extreme handles all of yourtough cleaning chores? pickle power extreme,it's pickleicious. available at allreputable hardware stores. may cause warts, moles,balding, fleas, cooties, and should not betaken with food. enjoy pickle power extremeat your own risk.

(squeals) chuck? i take it you're in. good! oh,i almost forgot. you'll begoing up against... you know him,you mock him... it's el destructo! and his muchbrighter sidekickel destructo, jr. let's play.

round one. many great scholarshave been puzzled by this famous conundrum. one plus oneequals what? take your time,contestants. this is atricky question. el destructorings in first. what isyour answer, el? (scrawling and murmuring)

oh, no, that isjust so wrong. it's slime time! i love this game. round two: sumo madness! to advance tothe next round, you must removeyour opponentfrom that platform. (air horn blows) after years of training, el destructo's bodyhas become afinely-tuned machine.

just look at those hands! designed to distractand confusehis opponent, he carefully movesin to deliver the final-- oh, wait! we've never seenthis one before. that is quite a fall. (splat) ouch, what an upset. round three:

pugil stick battlerama! our contestantmust stay onhis tower to advance tothe next round. (electronic crackle) el destructowastes no time. look at thatcombat-testedprecision. what technique. what style. our contestantshould be giving upright about now.

oh, that cameout of nowhere! round four. treadmill mayhem! all you have to do ismake it to thefinish line on a tricycleto complete the task. oh, and watch outfor el destructoand el destructo, jr. there he goes,and there goesel destructo. that e-z chair'snot gonna makehis life any easier. and he betternot start feelingtoo safe.

el destructowants to tirethis guy out. and he's not justclowning around. he's al-mooseddone him in. this is notthe time to betoo picky, folks. (laughs deliriously) someone pleasestop me! no, seriously,stop me! (springs) well, well, our contestantsure made short work

out of thisobstacle course. but wait, el destructohas one more trickup his sleeve: an elephant toss. or should i sayan elephant drop? ouch. round five. congratulations! you're the firstto ever make itthis far! but are youready for thefinal challenge?

the gauntlet! (audience gasps) (metallic clank) ha ha ha ha! (gulp) ready? good! go, go, go! let's see howhe fares againstthe collosal robobasher!

with el destructo, jr.in the driver's seat, i wouldn't wantto be in thechallenger's shoes. for those withweak stomachs, now would bea good timeto turn away. this is aboutto get ugly. (explosion) (mechanical whirring) it looks likeit's all over for ourcourageous challenger.

but wait, it's the oldcrayon dummy trick! very clever! the challengerhas made itthis far on luck, but it will takemore than luckfor him to get past the pool of pain. it will take gumballs. gumballs? here's junior! he's gonna wish thathe stayed with thosemasticating crocs

now that el destructohas him in the crosshairs of his basketball cannon. (canon firing) destructo is showingno mercy tonight. he's in the lane... and drivingfor the basket. and here's juniorfor the assist. (steam hisses) that's it!i can't look!

it's all over nowfor our challenger. (cackling) all those dreamsof pickleade now dashed inthe arena of anguish. (alarm beeping) oh, the humanity! what? junior seems tohave lost powerto the suit. i thought i told himto plug that thingin last night.

what's this? (bell dings) uh-oh, the target'sbeen hit. no one has ever hitthe target before! you've won! i can't believe he won. that's not supposedto happen. we should get that fixed. who would have thoughtsomeone would really win?

(wheels squeaking) (gulping) no pickles were harmedduring the makingof this show. (doorbell rings) (door creaks) (aristocratic music playing) (pops, sputters) (chuckles) (curtains thud)

(dance music playing) (humming) doink! (coughing) (straw rustles) huh? (chuckling) (chuckling) (broom creaking) crash!

(groaning) (light switch clicks) (spotlight buzzing) (banjo music playing) (humming to music) (light bulbs shattering) (fire crackling) (whimpering) (blowing)

aah ha! ding! oh! (hook clanks) (straining) screech! (growling) (eyelid snaps) (laughing sinisterly)

(paint sloshes) sscreech! huh? uh... (bucket clanks) (muttering) clank! smack! (sobbing) (shadow cackling)

(snaps) (pulleys squeaking) uh-oh. (canvas creaking) thud! (panting) (humming taunting melody) (squeaking) (paint gurgling)

rrr! (shouts) (toilet flushing) (woman screams) ohhh! (birds tweeting) (growls) (paint hisses) (paint spraying)

(cackling) ah! ha ha! oh oh! aah! ohh! ooh! (crowd oohs and ahhs) (paint creaking) (yawns) (toothpaste squirts) (snores)

(toys squeaking) (knobs squeaking) (funky music) (knob squeaking) (record scratches) (teeth chattering) ah. (water running) (objects clattering)

(monkey chattering) (hair dryer whirring) (object whirring) unh! (whistling) (groans) (crying) (air hissing) (chuckles evilly)

(laughing evilly) (refrigerator whirring) (ice clinking) (toys laughing) (laughter in the distance) (beep) (wind whooshing) (jazzy pink panther theme) (evil laughter)

(vacuum whirring) (shuddering) ah, ah, ah, ah-choo! (screaming) (laughs evilly) ah-ah! ah-ooh-ooh! (chokes) (spits, coughs)

(beeping) (whimpers) uh! (pipes creaking) (cowering) (thud) (horns honking) (grunts) (screams)

hmm? ah! ha-ha! (yelps) (electricity crackles) (string trimmer engine turns) (doll cries) (lawnmower engine starts) (rumbling) ah!

(giggles) (grunting) (coughs) (scoffs) (metal clangingand machines whirring) (crash) (buzz sawing) (laughter) (upbeat renditionof the pink panther theme)

(watch ticking) (bell rings) fore! (chuckles) huh? mwah. (angry mumbling) (chuckles) yeah. (affirmative grunt) (keypad tones)

(satellite beeps) (nervous groans) (angry grunting) (indistinct stammering) hmm. (groans) hmm. (nervous stammering) (electronic beeping) (gasps and whistles)

(frog ribbits) (gulps) mmm. (raspberries) (sinister laugh) mm! (whistle blows, dog barking) (dog whimpers) (barking)

(baby crying) (child laughing) (whistle blowing) (motor whirring) wha-- (laughing nervously) (alarm rings) (siren wailing) aah! aah!

(door opens, closes) (pink panther theme plays) (smooching) (car alarm blaring) heh heh.heh heh heh heh. (crashing noise) hmm! heh heh. hmm? huh?

doink doink! grrrr! hmm. hmm? (popping noise) ha ha haha ha ha! hmm... heh heh heh. ah! heh heh. (birds squawking)

heh hehheh heh. heh heh hehheh heh. (squishing noises) grrr! unh!unh! unh! (engine starts) (tires screech) (gulls squawking) ah, ha ha ha... (splashing noise)

(insane laughter) (horse neighs) ha ha! grrrr--hmm? (tapping) (clanging noises) (pink panther theme) ha ha haha ha! (dolphins chattering)

aah! aah! aah... (chatters) (jazzy pink panthertheme song) (crowd cheering) (rock music) (strumming guitar) (alarm bell) the crunch! the reigning and undefeatedchampion of the world

is offering tosurrender his belt to anyone who canremain standing after three roundsof his powerfulpunitive punches. is there anyoneout there strong enough, courageous enough,or crazy enoughto accept this challenge? ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls, we have a challenger. (roaring) how abouta big welcome for

the fast, the furious pinkrageous! and now,the minister of muscle. the king of the ring. the absolutelyundefeated baronof body slams, and a special "woof woof"for dog pound! (crowd laughing) grr! ha ha ha ha! whoa, look out, champ!

heh heh,and look outsports fans. (chirping) and the actionis under wayhere in round one. (ding) all aboard forthe crunch town express. it always runson crunch time. woot! woot! this challenger'sgotta be thinking,"why did i ever do this, "and how can iget out of here?"

pinkrageousis still on his feet,but just barely. can he withstandthe crunch's blastfrom his breath assault? few have undergonethis hurricane of hostility and remain totell the tale. 'rageous goesfor the bear hug. now it's a suplex. an arm bar. the chomp! this is wrestlingyou can reallysink your teeth into.

but the crunchhas had enough. he responds witha painful panther pull, a feline fracture. 'rageous is takingeverything the champ's got and it looks bad--oof! what a match! (ding ding) it's been a tough roundfor pinkrageous. he's a mere shadowof the fighter

who came herelooking for glory. but now,we're going to seewhat he's really made of. (ding)(ding) 'rageous is upand ready with-- oh, no!it's the matador! the champ isseeing red now! i hope 'rageous knowswhat he's doing. oh! now, that is goingto leave a mark. could this be? is it?

yes, it is. it's the flyingcannonball of chaos! 'rageous seems distracted.or is this some partof his master plan? oh, this is notgoing to end good, folks. (alarm going off) what a move! 'rageous has counteredthe cannonball with alever chaos buster and crunchhas fallen for it. it looks likethe crunch is down,folks-- way down.

are crunch's daysin the ring over? could this be the end? wait! the crunch is up! but what is this? talk about a fine displayof sportsmanship. 'rageous is doingeverything he can to make surehis opponentis all right. isn't that nice? aww!

(smack) it's rumbaliciousround three, and it's time forthe crunch to bust outhis badest moves or he'll be saying bye-byeto that big ol' belt. crunch is wasting no time kicking it in withthe terrible torpedo toes. but 'rageous is readyand counters withthe flying finger flick. oh, the corn crusher!hold the butter, please! the steamroller!

oh, the soggy bottom! the tractor pull! oh, it's the soda pop! the champ seemsto be losing his fizz. he's about to go down. he's down,but what's this? in a surprise move,the champ has tagged his faithfuland loyal manager, who's readyto go to townon the challenger.

dog town, that is. (whirling) he's swinginglike a schnauzer, punching like a poodle, and bouncing like a beagle. (boing) hold on, the champand his manager have taken a time outto discuss a little strategy. (groaning and slapping)

it seems likethey have itall worked out now. and the crunchis getting backinto the frame. looks like the champis finally readyto end this. with 'rageous backedinto a corner, there seems to beno way for himto avoid the crushing, crunchy blows. grr... but wait,it's all over! 'rageous has done it.

he's made itthree rounds, and that meansthe championship beltis about to change hands. (stomping and crying) it's the first timethe crunch has everlost a match. what an upset! pinkrageous wants that belt. and crunch isn'tvery happy about itat all. really very unhappy. he is not a good loser.

(screaming and crying) but that's the waythe body slamsand the crunch crumbles. and one way or another, pinkrageous will bewearing that championshipbelt tonight. (guitar music) huh? ugh! (pumpkin gurgling) (crate crunches) (horse galloping)

(neighing) (bells jingling) ahh! uhh... aah!aah! bravo! ha ha ha! ta-da! hmm? duh!

mmm! mm! mm-hmm! (pumpkin squeaks) (tweet) hm-hmm! (pounding, sawing) mmm! hmm? hmm?hmm? hmm? (pumpkin whooshing) (choir sings)

(shouting) (snaps fingers) nnh! nnnh! hmm? hmm? hmm? nnh! nnh! nnh! nnh! ah! (pumpkin boinging) (boing boing) rrr! ugh!

(boinging) hmm hmm! (pipe clanging) nnh ugh! (pipe creaks) (pipe creaks)(pipe creaks) (pipe ratcheting) (straining and muttering) (pat pat)

(bell clangs) ah ha ha ha ha! (wheelbarrow squeaks) (sighs) rrrr! (air hose squeaking) (escaping air squealing) ugh! (explosion booms)

(rabbits snarling) (buzz saw grinding) (snarling) nnnh! ha ha ha ha ha! (rabbits growling) (crashing) (contestants giggling) (mud bubbling)

heh hehheh heh! (straining, laughs) oh ho hoho ho! hmm? hmm. heh heh heh heh!nyuk. aha! ha ha! (neighs) (air whistling) (oink oink)

(pigs growl) (riders screaming) yaah! whaa! heh heh hehheh heh! (jet engine streaking) aaah! hee hee heeha ha ha! nnh!

(dramatic pink panther theme) (cheering) (crowd gasps) (crowd booing) (crunching) (air horn sounds) (dog barks) (air horn blares) (clattering)

(yells) (screams, groans) (crowd cheers) (crowd boos) yah! (electronic pulsing) wah! (chomp) (grumbling)

(disc beeping) (clapping) (pink panther theme) (arrows hitting) (honking) (mechanical clattering) (engine sputters) (fly buzzes) (chewing)

(skidding) (triumphant music)