ben:so elliot has a sweet tooth, and one of his favorite dessert is ice-cream. chocolate ice-cream to be his exacts. if you don't know elliot and norman the cat hate each other, which leads me back to this.
How To Get Dog To Stop Eating Cat Poop, i thought if i go to the garden, pick up some of the norman's poop, to get a layer of ice-cream off, and base with norman's poop then freeze it again.
when elliot goes to get his ice-cream again,he's... elliot:what are you talking to? ben:i'm just doing a vlog. (elliot walks) elliot:ah ben you recording, (ben was trying to explain to elliot) elliot:@@@#$%^&(messy) ben:calm down. elliot:and what are you doing with my ice-cream?
ben:i said i just... elliot:you [werido]. (ben laughed) elliot:am i laughing? (elliot slammed the door)ben:sor...sorry bro! (elliot disgusted ben) (elliot started to vomit) (elliot went to the garden) (elliot vomiting and ben laughed at the same time)
(ben disgusted) ben:(a hundred)stop this,it's disgusting! elliot:the ice-cream tastes like sh*t! (ben laughed)ben:o.m.g.! ben:come on el,it's disgusting. elliot:what have you done to my ice-cream? ben:what do you mean have i done elliot? elliot:when you were (last)that you touched it.when you were recording it.say you were doing a vlog. what have you put it in ben?laxatives,viagra,your di*k?
ben:norman's poop. elliot:bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! (elliot snaps ben's neck.) (elliot scolded at ben) elliot:now i have your problems,now i have him?and now you got 901! come here you piece of sh*t! where is the cat of yours? there's sh*t in my mouth. it's harming my life.
ben:elliot you calm down! what the heck are you doing? elliot:i'm gonna get this work. ben:wh...what is it? elliot:it's a cat toy! ben:a rat?! elliot:i put on some rat poison. so when he licks it...dead. come on..come on...
come onto here you piece of sh*t! louse?! i've got louse,in my mouth! and it's gonna chok it into my bum!! ben:how you know it elliot? elliot:google! elliot:ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! (elliot spoke unclear) ben:jeepus,why are you doing that?
ben:you got blood in it elliot! elliot:sh*t! ben:where are you going now? elliot:@@@@@@@@give me a chili. ben:you want a chili,what that gonna do? elliot:see this? it's called the ghost!ben:da what? elliot:the ghost! i make off from the jersey garden show!
ben:elliot you can't,it's illegal. elliot:ben,the louse are gone! (elliot ate the chili) ah!ah!
splash! ben:elliot there could be rats pee in it! elliot:you know what?by tomorrow,i'll be dead anyway,so i will be dead by... ben:... elliot:by anel louse disease!
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