Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Dog Beds Costco


- let's talk about the holidays. how many of youhave started your shopping? anybody? yeah?[cheers and applause] it's stressful, isn't it? it's very stressful.

Dog Beds Costco, i thought of a brilliant wayto get my shopping done. i went to target, because they have everythingthat i needed, and-- here's how i'm doingmy shopping from now on.

[singing]- she came to give it to you - girl, it ain't what you do [feedback squeals] - attention. attention. target shoppers,this is talk show host and all-around entertainerellen degeneres. i have a few announcementsto make, so please listen carefully. first, if your license plateis 7lw493,

i have your side mirror. i am so sorry. [laughter]i apologize. also, i need some shopping. i don't want to do it myself. whoever brings methe following items first is gonna geta wonderful prize, all right? go to the toy sectionand find the giant elsa "frozen"my size doll.

[upbeat holiday music] - [singing]you're here where you should be snow is falling - bring me thatand you get a prize. - [singing]it just wasn't the same alone on christmas day - [singing]let it go let it go [mumbling tune]

you got it. you win. $500.you did it! yes.- thank you! - the next thing i needis a chris march santa beard. the first three people.i need three of them. - [singing]christmas was cold and grey - [grunts] - you must be wearing it

when you arrive. - [singing]alone to celebrate - why does santahave three gardens, everybody? 'cause he likes to"hoe, hoe, hoe." this thing on? you have won. here's what i need now: taylor swift's fragrance,taylor by taylor. it's a gift for my tailor.

my tailor wantstaylor by taylor. if you have a tailornamed taylor, your tailor would be getting a-- look at you already with that. $100 gift card.- awesome, thank you. - thank you so much.and take my holiday cd. this is the biggest prize yet. it's for $1,000--target gift card. go get a bottle of boozeof some kind.

go get a beard.put the beard on. go to the home sectionand get the threshold bar cart, and roll it here. - [singing]alone on christmas day presents,what a beautiful sight don't mean a thingif you ain't holding me tight - wonderful. whoo! that is $1,000.

kev, here's the cuervoyou asked for. - oh, thanks.- all right. okay, i need someone hereat checkout five, 'cause i need to get outof here. [cheers and applause] and a happy holidayto you all. that was fun. more of that. more of that.i like it.

Dog Beds Costco

all right. i want to makeyour shopping easier, so you're all gonna go homewith a $150 target gift card. yay!

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