this video presented by the new movie lazer team! get tickets now at lazerteamthemovie.com stay tuned for more info after this video my first team comes to us from a galaxy far far away where they were separated at birth as twins and were not reunited until they were fully grown adults
Grain Free Dog Food At Walmart, and had already shared an awkward but seemingly passionate kiss together. check out the size of their fores, its michael jones and gavin free! my second team tonight are what might some consider fierce, some might say they are uh, "crushing it" other would say they are "goals as fuck"
you might even use another generic hip term that all the kids are using these days to hype them up me, i just call them my otp (one true pairing). it's lindsey jones and meg turney! i'm your host, jon risinger, and welcome to on the spot season premiere! do do do doo new season, same old games gavin, welcome to season 25 of on the spot pleasure to be here. oh jon, you're the host
no, you're doing good, you're doing good we thought we'd switch teams, while you were doing the intro we came up with the idea to switch teams what, a week ago? and also, i, like right as he started, i was like "great, we're in the same chair, on the outside, it'll be easier". so i was like "gav," and then you were like, looking at your phone like "alright, well". i thought you guys were gonna trade to, and michael was like "we're going" yeah. alright, fine. gavin ruined it. really, i just wanted to see if you'd come up with a new intro on the spot
no, he'll just, uh, soldier on. you were like "fuck you, not my job. i have the script. i got the words." jon doesn't bring the funny, we bring the funny. i surround myself with the funny. ok. that's what i do. i let my theory assumes i've missed youtoo gap it's been to loan you want touch we talk later welcome to the season premiere of season five! of on the spot only season five? xaxaxaxaxa
i feel like i've heard "on the spot is coming back" about 45 times in the monday morning meeting its like a really bad sti, it just keeps coming back take the penicillin we've got a sizeable audience i heard that thunderous applause earlier the thunderous applause it was mostly i think what it was, was that as you guys swapped and then i finished my intro, they didn't know if they just, "do, do we still clap?" the show happened. it's still real. its still on
and that's all that matters. this episode of on the spot is brought to you by squarespace and trunkclub um, so yeah, you guy are sponsored. if you win, um, you bring glory to your sponsor. gimme the shirts, i want them. trunk club!! um, ok. so we got a few order of business to get to before we go through games. our first is team names. you guys, are a team. we are.
what is your team name? team: on the spot. yeah. basically. so, if people wanna talk to you, they can use the hashtag: on the spot. fantastic. two hashtags, yeah. usually our team name is whatever we're involved in, at the moment, so i feel like "on the spot" is appropriate because we're here right now. it could become team game show, as we go along. and it will be team loser by the end of the show. which bring us to our team name
team winners. yeah, team winners. always. cause winners always win. it's interesting because its been team winners for what like, 2 years now? and its never been wrong. so many wins. what's the name of the first game? haha, why? cause that will be our team name for the first round. ok.uh, our first game "sync about it." team sync about it. team sync.
change the hashtag every time a new game comes for us. i feel like that's gonna be the way gav just gets the show going, is that when he's tired of talking he just "wha-what's the next game?" are- are you playing with your nipples right now, gavin? gavin does the weirdest shit when we're filming! you have your jacket open and your fingers right where your nipples are i had like, an itchy side my nipple is over here no it's not! where is it?
nice strong nipple, right there. the nipples are a very raja zone from iti mean that i think i'm just too comfortable sure what do you think that's the signof gavin free beam coming for you want you over take a seat in my apartment egg and i'mand that's how he bagged her um so our first ever think about a gamewhere i each team will be given a question you will answer the questionone word at a time back and forth between teammates you have sex in thepark to do it whenever the bell is wrong
the other team gets to interject withthe word to try to fuck you guys up and all you gotta do is just get yourquestion gavin are you ready to play a game yet .i love the enthusiasm michael has posted notes i don't likethe guy loves you right now hard thing oh that's why i am yourlittle flippy flippy who yeah ok so let's find out with team on thespot or sad about it tim 66 together through the ability idea what theirquestion is how to get a divorce . this sit in this season yeah yeah done alright so how to get a divorce
six o'clock one word at a time startingwith lindsay right ready set go first you must fist youlook neighbor's dog until he vomits out everything that he has eatenthat evening take that dog and fist but him thesecond place because mouths need toothpaste applied to it and higher thenthen a divorce it is accepted proper fist yeah you made about 45 seconds to getback to the divorce of you have got to start seizing for that she shouldn't getinto that how did you show her go wasting a doglike when it comes to the board how do
we clean how quickly can you get someone todivorce you miss the doll you never got back to the force we did at the end just sit i was goingto get to uh they like their my gmail been around is that are quick to it andi say higher at one point yeah i'm sure which is a hand fire then why are you stressing thehigher divorce loyal i got a call yeah the i took it as we're going higheron the dog was like all the time you're 50
how many places you miss things thatdaughter is no idea of what question about how i was fisted and the dog wasfisted in the second spot ya gonna claim completely john turner oh so that meansa bit like the places where the dog while i imagine it was like let's makeit look at that was like a fist roast yeah you can go in and out with one ofthe other way maybe you are just with my divorce isfinal ya see words like by hell that's how you get rid of all my fingers aretouching each other the cat's cradle oh that when i came from yeah it camefrom genius
i'm let's can we read that out first youmust fist your neighbor's dog until he vomits out everything that he's eatenthat evening take that dog in system the second placebecause mouths need toothpaste applied to it and higher than divorce isaccepted proper for becoming a haiku and yeah it was like something you'd readunlike the wall of a cave trying to figure it out i'm gonna turn it what didthey mean and just stick figure drawing us 150 dogs in the bathroom of a smackthen the proper this that's fantastic um alright so that wasthat was that was that was a way that the game can be played your answer
team win lol let's find out what yourquestion is what to do when you win the powerball lottery lots of money so what do you do when youwin the powerball 60 second clock starting with meg ready set go when you when money's you spend all of itfast and buy lots of residue to apply to your hooker's for fun times also buylots of blow to do with the strippers children strippers then you can send the children to school
don't bang the old mill hill with yourcar because die don't think that's gonna dogs missingback in there yeah i came around and proper i kept trying to buy a jet andkept storage organs and i was like gotta buy a jet that one when we will havesomeone who don't like damn it - hey that was pretty much it hello and dog fisting i just want topoint out that makes it i was trying to get the dog fisting back in there butnever came around to it yeah that's just great she was on itsown place yeah you're saying the first like in play
i'm happy with it i'm going to add i feel better about thedogs so in morgan's yeah i mean there was a divorce in their answer but i meani guess you guys all season and money on hookers and blow you did and is it you well and findingjoe the regular was like i think that the fancy term for loom and moved up thehookers hello school prescription i also triedto lean towards easier access into the hookers after the residue and make forward from there sorry if i'm happywith what we can't be good
and then there's a safety tip about whatabout hills and threw that in there at the last second it's not like you'regonna say like something that sounded like that so it's like he'll use hischildren and he said he said chillin you had hills with a little hill it's a great what the children goingdown yeah i was going to get out quick in that but grammatically it wasn'tgoing exactly all you think he'll sure i made we must create it out when you winmonies you spend all of it fast and buy lots of residue to apply to yourhooker's for fun times also buy lots of blow to do with the children strippers
then you can send the children to schooldon't bring the hill with your car i think you got except it's not too goodi feel like i've learned so much from that you don't wish i was like markcuban was trying to tell the powerball winner right there yeah right there um alright so i youguys both were actually really good answers yeah well that's a lie it is but i'm glad that you're being areyou home he's got to say that yeah calling you a liar just so you knowshe's calling you alive yeah but she's got balls
we have heard spot because we know whereright that's when i have points to team winners yeah confidence get you . not make thesame we got to hold you have we have we lostthe our little soiree is there playing with your nipples , he went back andnipple business it would have ended there your your hands are here like i'm gonnagrab one today once things start going south i'm gonnagrab that i'm going to be making the wild west people like draw guns reallybest get it ready round number do i
don't i don't remember that part in thegood the bad and the ugly but you find the average the job in the bad nipples all right well before we move on to ourour points into our next game gavin have you ever made a websitebefore yeah yeah the fun i was awful yeah because i don't haveany you know you have any software in every website to get me make the lipsyou know how to make a website i use dreamweaver yeah crap oh i remember jim dreamweaverthat was held jim weaver street yeah and
i remember my name and there was nomessages like meg i so yes i also have you know buildwebsites from dream of letting its help but i'm you guys aren't anymore you can use squarespace squarespace isfantastic it's this automated system sites that allows you to make sites andlook professionally designed regardless of skill because of the code foranything it's like just uploading stuff and having a beautiful website the are they offer intuitive andeasy-to-use tools to help you along the way and you get a free domain name ifyou sign up for a year which is also
fantastic michael writes very good abouta domain name i have in john but i might now if you sent for free every year youget a free one i mean why not i start your free trialsite today at squarespace.com when you decide to sign up for squarespace makesure to use the offer code spot to get ten percent off your first purchase squarespace build it beautiful thanksquarespace toss here there you go why is this gonna work on that yeah yeahyeah i need some work - yeah do you think the jump i like teamwinners
oh man do you think it's available ithink you said it and now someone else is what do you think if you don't youthink i'll buy it and give it to i love the office we have it was gonna buy itout from under us and try and sell it back to us they can be part of teamwinners oh yeah they'll the honorary team whenthey will win by getting the website that's true then we all went together .yeah that's unfair what are you making faces for gavin wantto make a face yeah you were was not get his face hey you got a face like a smack that asshey let's find out what the one that
year . . anger between something that'san inside reference pointing all right it's a british thing we got to go yeahyou have a face like a bag of smashed crabs that's because gavin a mirror fell on did he take your wallet i don't show youi think he stole some of our . and then we still have three back points yes yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna see why youdon't see any all right all right it's an adult okaywe're gonna get taken out you get back oh yeah all right so they're rather wecan get through two games the show
one possibility i can even night we cando it um well let's just go ahead and go to our second game men ok michael we're going to add a newsticks and you know kind of the quiz game we went to urbandictionary.com wefound words or phrases each team's going to get word or phrase there to come upwith two definitions for it if they get it right they get points if they don'tthe other team gets opportunity with one rebuttal definition they get right getpoints if they don't get it right my guess i just give it to a the winnersyeah no idea i mean it just seems like a logical just not a single team winnersinterested in only a single new great
like team sits on one of you here in ourgovernment also it is it everyone hold on gavin is going to comeup with new game from the spot again i mean i didn't find this episode rightand it's in rock games that's good you're on that you're already on track what should we do given i wasblindfolded ok we have blindfolds yep right now it's your turn making agame out coming ok the game is we come up with a new gamefor the show oh just crack on it so that i like how long that like and then shejust like fun what do you have to say you're like shit was bullshit
maybe shy also like nothing you knowwhat you know what i don't know if you heard what he said but like this is reallife he called it a game type i got a game time he's like you are nonew game types i'm on video games i know that life this is just a game and this map suckshere and you are going to because he thinks their analog sticks yeah that must be it is running incircles like when you run into service in minecraft he's looking everywhere to look for atempting i'm making your game 25 points
yeah yeah yeah what you say no we don'teven get to know your fucking ok we are team leader within with this oneno my voice team linguistics waiting area next to the dreams of your houseand go whenever you have something falls on you and you gonna run already they're going to the team winners firstword is lizzie did you do something happen i heard you yelling i'm just inthe kitchen ever - chicken chicken i read that is dick kitchen of how dickchicken i got it it's a thing that what is the thingmaggie knows that the thing is i'm ready and what is the big dick chicken is aguy as a game that really asshole guys
play where it's like they pick a girl ata party that they're like hey she's ugly so i bet you won't go for that girl notbut you won't go for that girl bra and then they both see who can get theunfortunate target of the game to go with him first yeah bro but then it's like they have just likein chicken you know where one person doesn't turn away and then they crashedtheir car they have to sleep with that girl that they thought that damn man but it's a new number and let'sleave it at that because right after smart call yeah i mean i haven't we allplayed together and that's what makes no
i am i was like i my experience thatlike and once it happened to a friend of mine susie susie is real sad about it susieferny mom oh yeah that's actually thedefinition of michael got an option yeah well this is easy it's something idid you know when i was in high school dick chicken you know you have a couple of drinksparty and get into a parking lot to do to this robe dicks out you just run ateach other in the parking lot and it's like whose dick is gonna smash the otherpersons dick the first person to get
everybody to take those questions thatpeople have somebody's gotta turn out of the way and that's their chick yeah iguess he did you don't want two dicks to smash so it's like i don't care dude you lock eyes and you just run righttowards the person is that right first person becomes erect during the gamebecause he was a good friend and pumping through me and it also intimidates myopponent and they don't want to get a stabbing get out of the way chickens i think we can meet up with our new onthe spot game dat that i like this takes place outside in the parking lot of welli just imagine like lights are on
like that given an area on like afootball field because you're i have the the bleachers yeah you have like it like that the sexygirl in the middle who like flags down for you to start yeah yeah yeah that'sjosh flanagan actually it is out there in the layout yeah that's a girl mom that was afantastic definition you guys have number two you to come up with arebuttal i got one of you it's a rooster goodluck i used as planned i'm gonna go ahead andgive you 35 points to lindsay for not
even blinking before she supports herteam name on that everybody definition seem like when i think i'll take it likea team of losers stick together they do they're so used a low-down sure she'llbe we haven't made up yeah but then sometimes it's it we don't know if you don't reallydepending on alex as gavin stinking thinking she thinking and you did shejumps in she doesn't care shank with me i am itsounded like sean connery's and that make sure you have any money . it wasshot please oh all right let's find out what thereal definition was that's what a game
between two guys and blah it's time to stop him can i get it now with the practice werea hundred percent on that game i grew up with the definition practiceright yeah so technically you've gotten what you sent me and competed you okay there michael good messagethere are a part of on the spot so i got a little excited i'm impressed that you don't use it youguys to play dick chicken all the time you just don't call it that like youguys run each other with your dinner
guests don't just my penis that is ourfirst day no that's called sitting next to him well you've got a friendly hand touch -today i didn't touch your penis during lazer team interview he bumped it i hateit i wanted to do like your pants your pants i wanted to like articulate howlike what relationship we had is like you guys known each other for a while iwas like yeah and then i hit him in the dick but it took two hits that anydevelopment you've said your letter i don't touch gavin's dickie touching mybecause one way to anyone gavin gavin punches a dick to black
it's either like to see that was lookslike a very like this you like a little scorpion yeah it's like to get like me it looks at my dick like it's a worm andhe's like what i said the boy while he's gentle into that good night trust me he was gentle long for goddoesn't wait he's been gentle with genitals ever saidexacts a bit yes gentle with genitals at a wonderfulphrase i got in press story yeah close the name of yourautobiography you can have it in school with jennifer yes
yeah its neighbor was already know thatdon't ya think i mean area die gentle gentle gentle with a littleconsequence on team linguistics find what your word is spreading shit thatsounds something like gavin would say you're just way harder what's your vision really hard i'm itsway ratcheted adjustment device red sprinkles systems yeah i mean that's that's a possible on we thought that we were going to be onthe same team i'm so glad we came up with him 10 years oh have you were doingso well in the car so much i'm so glad
megan yeah seems like i was worriedabout your brains being all my guard you where you have to you beforehand i waslike you're good right you know what day it is like yeah yeah i'm like okay michael's got a flashlight around pairedhate you could play with lake cabins right what happened was like oh my godis she gonna be okay for on the spot because i don't want to fuck my stupidokay michael was worried about you more on the spot it was coming up andthe neighbors team is team winners and here we don't know what we don't pick upthat was that was a wonderful definition game i feel like i feel like we've beenboning slightly we have to take chicken
and spatula to be had a better answerfor dick chicken integrator you all there in the water a pin it to myattention don't know i would have a big dick supporting youyou know that no i had a better definition ok maybeyou're going to be online with support gavin br2 is fucked what was your big chicken like i havesomething and you're like a rooster like her up in their shit i don't know what ijust said yes and that's right for me a dick chicken in my experience when apackage we're gonna die clear
it's well it's male or female who justreally want to dick in her mouth like no matter who they're around so party so kind of go around likethey're kind of employing they wanted but i'll give you 10 like that moving for grain that's really good cani and i think i probably should have said that instead of gab yeah that's abig machine or yours had like she had a physical is right in your heartremembers on the round is over yes let's not writing any points that'syou know what i really want to i want to be standing here and then she like totrade your points already so if you
don't even like slide on over here like what do you mean 30 should rememberyou want to get seven points haha seven points thank you michael i don't let say thankyou i would i want to point out stop a little complaint about getting that wordyou guys fucking swat team so you could have been on team dick chicken i was on this side like but you had theopportunity who's gonna swap nah right let you know when i see andyou say when i did this if you had actually gotten off your ass and comeover here you have been team dick
chicken job yeah so that's one definition of scratch'it that's right let's move on to our seconddefinition of scratches yes so girl what you got um a lot of valleygirls like to describe people as ratchet really looks pretty gross like that girlis so ratchet right now writing but uh sometimes afterwinter like women don't like to shave sometimes after work during the winter .the rain jeans lots of looking a little gross on their legs and their purpose ohyeah when spring rolls around we got a springratchet girl to scratch it
every spring that girl is so ratchet that's ratchet that's fucking theratchet yeah like i see like i lose myself it she's here for the sale she's got thedefinition and she just keeps going with that love it and i agree that a lot oftimes people white girls valley girls will say things are ratchet and it'sit's offensive really because i don't like it . moonattaches to ratchet right don't make a right to ratchets don'tmake a right when those valley girls sometimes you can't go get a customspray tan
you have to go in the stupid littlebooth and you screw up your hands when they look dirty and they say oh myanswers of scratches that the dirty spray do mhm yeah great i don't know what we got tothat definition i don't i wasn't following the whole way right yeah itsprey this is rich and ratchet got you i gotyou that's good that's good let's find out what the real definitionis the plastic piece that separates one provide groceries from the other on theconveyor
that's a lie that's not right what the fuck is that they have a gameof hairs well that's a made-up name i order you can even use it if you like bob loves the spreadsheet you getpunched in the great was that man what the fuck you home because this is atragic i spruced sprinkler system um because gavin actually described adevice in his definition i'm gonna get points together oh my name cyril is what i guaranteewe're getting one no i guess i'm better than these are youbusy here you're right
ok ok i dare anyone to go to a grocerystore and ask the cashier for the scratch it motherfucker they have noidea what that's called i have been to walmart and add sixpeople were to find the cheesecloth and they didn't know what that was wait hey what's the cheese clothes it'sa clock it's like that that fabric that likes trains yeah you straight up you can put moldingspices and make mulled wine which is keen on skyrim when you can i lovemagenta let's leave the planet in addition tomake some cheese that's used in other
instances as well i call god cabin don'tyou watch the walking dead not that i made cheese 1 episode 3 goodup we have one more word that we're gonnago and each team will have one opportunity , definitions this is likelightning round versions we like collaborate and then throw it if youwant to talk you can talk a little bit of conducting a test um let's find out what our final word is netflix and chill oh man please enjoydid everyone say oh no i don't know where that and something i didn't knowwhat the fuck ratchet i just went over
the ground you don't write checks andchill netflix we know but that's--you knowleft and chill no there there definitely is ok so wehave a lead we're going to you guys first on thisone interesting netflix and chill yeah i could it be alright if you feelyou've got something i don't get all right to my face alright so we don'tknow netflix and chill is when you hang out with someone you get a littlenetflix and you chill jack and jill popular nursery rhymewhere jack does something and jokes for tumbling after even though clearly notwhat joe wants to do so netflix and
chill is when a guy cums on to a girland she's like i don't really want to do it but i guess i'm following his lead so she goes tumbling after she cut himok i'm ok it's just good glad you got to thefamily not necessarily like like main game plan kind of thinking yeah it'slike i actually want to see this movie i got like yeah yeah yeah opportunisticsee ya for me when i netflix and chill i watchjack and jill on netflix right now yes the atoms and that could have beenyour definition if you hadn't given it to make that's fine i just wanted you toknow that wasn't part of the game by
looking really strong i contract i'vebeen looking at the whole time i made a point to not look at you the entire showi don't know if you noticed it no yeah it was very intentional and now i feellike we're having a conversation just a woman so yeah do you want to watch jackand joe i don't know if it's still on that lends it wasn't like i haven't seenit yet and it looks great yeah yeah okay quality we have a show to do okay i'm so netflixand jill got megs definition i'm gonna let me take care of all righteveryone everyone's learning is lasts and the alright lindsey i also thoughtof jack and jill the amazing adam
sandler movie but for me netflix and jill is when you do set up anetflix and chill that is successful you're gonna go through with it betterbut during the event your girl or guy keeps switching out for what they say istheir sister or brother but it looks exactly like them and you're like whyare you the same person and then you find out later that they are this way why i have a question go for it what igot it let's take a moment let's take a moment and then later onfire i did the reaction of teammates not getting into our definitions
gavin gives a shit definition lindsayhas aah lindsey gives a definition that gavin just fuck just brought him walkover the other team right now i'm a yes man yeah i also would think that netflix andchill because they call jilling off right that's what girls what is that jacket yeah you're not goodso you never mix and then i judge a girl i've heard jack off jill which is alsothe band name yeah yeah chillin off is like when girlsgo at it so maybe it's a new girls who are netflix and chilling and actuallygetting shit done got like three
definitions on this side i don't need to be confined to onedefinition yeah that's doing i get along oh yeah giggles can i details no matter whatgreat that we're not on a team and we wouldn't know any of the other words idon't know what the fuck just happened yeah i'm right by it i just blacked out you wanna see that even share do this umlet's find out with the real definition was when you watch netflix to love ya hey all right that was good
meg is just like all about getting thedefinitions after you guys have already given asyour answer i don't get none of that matters to me everything i got ok what's the : girls enlightened yeahok so that hey we could build it we got it and diddle diddle themselves andbouquets or term you can say i'm just that there you go all right let's just not in charge sowhy don't you watch yourself five years now but that's not much better on theonly time we can flood themselves blood yeah that's what i every time i saysomething someone started by different
i don't judge you said all right allright all right i i i'm not even though meg got theanswer right afterwards we got a point oh i like make definition most in somany give the food and water line for trial at 40 meters so that's smart likegolf clap clap quietly for now um i'd say we clapped every time we got. smiley just be surrounding area it hurts so bad it would be like marioparty is so strong over here cocky another one word answer from theday when you stuck out her look at the hockey before we move on to our points andredemption challenge everything like
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he's like a halt by an see gus made overa tree trunk like i got on my cousin want a t-shirt and what he is quitefancy now i'm so we have points what are the points find out who we better have more oh yeahwhy are winners are winning that time out of some kind of like the numberswe've done so we have a redemption challenge we are normally allow you guysto make up some points we'll fix it in post yeah so let's bringin some of our stuff we got some a few uh oh my props first we need to get you guys blindfoldyou know my house this is my idea what
you're going to love it it's a game where you get some blindfolds out oh my god you guys want to thinking we would lie 23 points oh shit i know what to do with youthere's some items uh what do you hold my uzi these arecondoms honduran use that children who uses makesure the baby's own can i ask a question is anything goingto go into my mouth during this only if you wanted to
i mean that's up to you i don't want tookay it all then you won't get the point the ideas blindfolds on all right and what youguys are going to be doing is that inside of these boxes we have a fewitems that you might be able to apply those condoms - we're gonna put 30seconds on the clock and you guys are going to try to put as many of thosecondoms on the items as you can you get points for each condom get on you guysare losing by 23 points i will give you five points each condom successfully dowe have to open the bog tyler will do it ok so the box we openit wasn't ready to go to trial going to
open the box time around the clock ready set go oh yeah relying on youanywhere you go on the streets and fine finally god there are cabins got off onthe wall we go with me to reach out for the friendly when it's on now you knowyou got it you got it already died i want are you yes thank you he's got one my god you guys are you when the jonny that gavin toys you should not get points for that whati snapped you snap it back on you did it's just a dick before i . forthis shit
have you a lot of just begun i cried andlook at the spiral of losing you i know is that a lightsaber nice bro yeah i waskind of turned on by how you're like whoa see i thought that was a joystick and iwas like oh this is broken hey this isn't mold or anything right no balls isn't it yeah you gotta fuckinmarble in there guys on the last you could do with a napkin well done that's class well why didn'tyou notice about they would be better to our heart our scientists we got bluesprings and we got it showed off makeup
you have to fall on their the marble ahoui oui we learned a lot on the spot and we learned some some things that i get aclose-up we all eat what you do what now you put the model on the thing we onlywe know what's in there tomorrow john what keeps it seal what you take the topand you smash it not was in there in there in there it's just fun that i'mtalking to your staples that is a so what is it like a japanese ramen a andit's a delicious japanese soda it tastes like sprite remix shows and itcomes with a horrible and it's really hard to break the bottle because i triedto do that to get them to get the marble and smashed at gavin
you could have seizures with all of all maybe we'll take out so many mirrorstogether oh yeah that's where the line you find the line might have mounted andyou don't want to cross over it you guys got to jail - i told hergraphic sexual organs only got 10 points do you yell where the chinese black i lost it definitely one of the more youcan only be seen when i got a dime for every time she heard that i'm sure youguys hold 10 points fantastic that catches you up and get you close enoughto actually win if you guys play it well enough in our third and final game whichis able to start telling know maybe see
okay yeah we'll see you this yes abcstorytelling is the game where et will give it a scenario and characters aregonna act out that scene with the sex on the clock and like real improv actorsknow you guys get to actually you know stretch out those acting you've actedyou have the exact taxing those acting's acting mark and then what's up you guysout you will do that using the outfit so each layer dialog will start with thenext layer of the outfit and you guys can take your blindfold off anytime youwant but will sighs so if you get a point outfor each a letter you get through so the more you get the letters the more pointsyou get
you can skip x and z you get extrapoints for it to get negative points have used the wrong letter ok let's not let's not do that so idon't want negative they're going to start we're not going to take that riskwith the this team team abc yeah let's find out what your scenariois since gavin is the hostage negotiator in text number one number one number onehostage ships are apologies and lindsey isinternational criminal who has taken entire bank hostage is an end is makingsome very odd demand my side cast yeah uh so i was six o'clock where westart with what letter
i serve the letter uh gavin is thenegotiations start him off on this ready set go on the number one hostagenegotiator in texas let those people go just give me everything i want oreveryone gets a bullet in the head ok listen i need three stuffed animalsof all the original care bears monkey no not monkey oh possibly the lion one if you can findhim i know he was kind of the original because he was different than everybodyelse that'd be great quinn me is the name of the wire right we need with the best one he wasfantastic sure
the show was totally uvula in the backof your throat how does it feel very sore right now i've been yelling a lotof these people and at you i'm making a lot of demands to them another cryingright now why you know what yes yes yes um i don't forget to go to think can youwait why bullshit use quickie in the fucking door so i used
quinn me never forget quit being amascot someone draw quindi we are meeting with me the team quickly i think we landed onyour property yeah i got this could take it home righthere um so yeah they got to quite a lot of letters good it's up to you guys keep your leadgoing let's find out what your scenario is the meg and michael are totestosterone recharged muscley members of the hottest frathouse on campus and the night of heavy drinking by swapping stories of theirgreatest female conquest
- barry well versed individuals for thiskind of scenario kind of typecasting let's go with six o'clock what letteryou start off with tea meg into the the expert more so the twowill start you off ready set go check out so many chickstonight brah oh she sucked my dick they're very cool watch me bang every chick here bro you are the best you are the man waitwhat's after one or two i'd skip ah i mean i gay your friend member demonone so i muah
damn i can't fucking come up with theanswer your bank so many chicks bra come on dude i'm knee deep and put hereright diggs all the time a you want to hop on my schlong forget it man just so many girls herei'm not gonna have on your slugs i got got got so many benches i can'tcount them all many bitches yeah i feel like i fuckthat remember that so it went completely daybut it was ok didn't it yeah yeah yeah that's true it didn'tshow their stuff
did you have you been to get you wantyour dick and i was a dude i wasn't talking to you know tonight was open tothe idea but how much pussy but there's already shut me up to me hey you mightthey were all i was going to bring everyone there that's the problem yeah she got in theway i might have to bang my bro to get to the gym like sometimes sometimes ihave to like go through the alphabet me i'm like a middle alphabet letter yeah but what's up - why i thought yeah surely you're in a serious she's gonnado what she sees the world class
i think you should just in the middle ofit like what's up to write me and i would have been the moment when you'remore worried or want to do it there's still time michael there's still timemeg would you like to join team claiming 0 2 winners i feel like even with thatthat's like we battle adversity we still come back do it like we battle the fact that idon't know the alphabets true and the wind take yeah that's right the winners let's find out what pointsare and all that so you know so i got lube on my husbandyeah i bro not they could not a you
snapped it so i can't believe you evengot points for that points oh nothing a ride relations the winners one angry man who could haveseen that coming but the audience gets smaller somehow um yeah i don't you well i want to thank our sponsorssquarespace and trunk club for responses episode i want to thank my guests kevinlindsay meg michael thank you for joining us forour season premiere join us next week for another episodebye everybody
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