Xxxl Dog Crate

- oh man, oh man, oh man,oh man! it finally came! - what did you get? - it's box of bullshit! - oh! you know, i heardabout this on every podcast. - oh yeah, it's great.

Xxxl Dog Crate, for only $20 a month they send you a mystery crate full ofgarbage you don't need. - what did you get this month? - oh man! so much unnecessary trash!

look, a xxxl t-shirt ofa triforce made of pizza. oh, lord of the rings stickers! and it's from the hobbit, the best ones. oh, and a wind-up toythat's already broken! cool! - i don't get it. can't you just get all this dumb-ass stuff at some kind of stupid mall? - the mall? pat, i hate the mall. you can't avoid the advertisements there.

ooh, a pen covered in logos! score! oh, and a thimble full of punk tween brand arctic blast shaving cream,registered trademark. - okay, i think i get it. it's kinda like christmas every month if the only person who bought you presents was a terrible uncle. - right, yes, some terrible uncle who doesn't know youor the things you like.

oh, look at this! it's a promo code youcan enter into a website and get 10% off ugly shoes. oh, and a note from the curator explaining his horrible choices. - wow, you know what? i was skeptical at first, but i gotta admit this isan impressive collection of dumb-ass rubbish.

- that's not even everything, pat. look, a dog biscuitfor a dog i don't have. oh, and something thatlooks like a granola bar but it's made entirelyout of pistachio shells. (sighs) and i'm bored with it. - so in a way you waited a month to move trash packedin trash into the trash for $20 a month.

- and i haven't even toldyou the best part yet. you know that empty feelingyou sometimes get in yourself, and you feel like theonly thing you can do to fill that hole is to buy yourself something new and shiny, and then it makes youhappy for a little bit but then it goes away so you have to buyyourself something else? - sure!

- well, box of bullshitmakes it even easier to continue that endless cycle of depression and meaningless consumption. you just sit on your couch, the trash piles up around you, and the highs and lows of emotion blend together into a gentle numbing hum. - i'm convinced this sounds awful. how do i cancel?

- oh, it's easy, pat. you can't! - hi, it's mike trapp from collegehumor. if you want to subscribe click here. if you want to watchmore videos click here, and if you want to investigate the spooky old mccreary house even though your mom warned you not to, turn to page 87.