Rattlesnake Vaccine For Dogs

[ tribal music ] hi! you didn't see me there. you know why? because i'm ted bear. if you want to survive like me,you've gotta have a sharp wit,

Rattlesnake Vaccine For Dogs, endurance, good looks and abackpack full of ingenuity. i've got mine on, both straps. try to keep up! here's the scenario.

you're onan international flight and the bastard's gone dodgy. perhaps an albatrosswith poor eyesight has confused your planeengine for a mate and smacks right into it. making your once snugcommute into a spiraling disaster-tastrophe. luckily you've leftyour tray table up and now you'rethe only survivor

stuck in somegodforsaken jungle. it's cold, it's muddy, it's wet, it's hot, it's inconvenientand it's a bugger out of the way. now the first thing you got todo is get a sense of direction. a good strategy is to find thenearest river and follow it. after a while, all thewalking will leave you bleeding knackered. you need to finda source of food.

because food meanscarbohydrates, carbohydrates mean energy, energy means movement, movement means survival. luckily there are bountiesof food in the wilderness. you just got to knowwhere to look. bacon! we must beunderneath a bacon tree! now some of these aren'tquite ready.

you need to climb higherto find the crispy ones. ahh, now there'sa nice ripe strip. you've got yourself a quarterof a complete breakfast right there. time to keep moving.try and keep up! now, we need to find somerefreshments to wash it down. ahh. what do we have here? now, it's very crucial to reach all theway in the back

to get the freshest milk. always, always, always checkthe expiration date on the back. it's imperativeto your survival. ahh, just my luck,chocolate chip muffins. [ coughs ] raisins. here we are on some desertisland conceivably in the middle of the ocean. without a map we can't be sure.

what we do knowis that our body needs water. not so fast, mate,this is saltwater. we need to filter itinto something more drinkable. now the fruit fish turnssaltwater into delicious drinkable punch. first we need to findthe fruit appendage. ahh. now, you're probably thinking,"there's no such thing as a fruit fish!"

well, you're right. it's actually a crustacean. [ muffled speech]...try and keep up. well. the trick to, uh, survival on... on a mountain... [ exhales ] it's uh...it's hardto catch your breath... at this elevation.

i'm gonna... i'm just gonna... [ snoring ] [ snap ] [ sad music ] [ music ]