Monday, May 16, 2016

Newman's Own Dog Food


ro: hey guys, its ro! i’m here with my sistermo today. mo: hey everybody! ro: and we got so many requests from you guysto play the candy assembly challenge. ro: and what we’ve got in front of us arethese cute little japanese candy kits, ro: and today we will be doing our best toassemble each of them. mo: and it’s really a challenge for us becausewe don’t speak japanese, and all the instructions mo: on these packages are in japanese, sowe’ll do our best to make them look like mo: the pictures on the box. ro: if we’re able to assemble the kit andmake it look somewhat like the picture,

ro: then we will get a point. but if we assemblethese and they look like ro: donkey booty, then… mo: then we don’tget a point. ro: we don’t get a point. ro: this one looks like sushi, this one’sa little hamburger and french fries ro: this little guy looks like a squid. mo: thenwe also have a toilet, i’m not sure if you eat mo: the toilet or just things out of it. ro:mmhmm. mo: we’ll find out, mo: and then this one’s in our wheel house,it’s some ice cream and yummy treats. ro: let’s get started! little hamburgers,coming up! mo: looks like some of the instructions areon the bag, and i accidentally ripped that already…

ro: mo doesn’t want me to tell this story,but molly was so excited because we ordered this ro: dress, and it came in and she, like, cutopen the box so fast that she cut out a ro: huge chunk out of my dress! mo: it wasn’thuge, it… it… ro: it was huge, and we had to take it toa tailor to like, hide it. ro: she does that, she gets excited when there’spackages. ro: looking at the instructions, it lookslike i’m supposed to take this little cup and ro: tape on the little label. oh my gosh! half the battle is just making these cute little decorations! mo: tell me about it! ro: ok, now we are gonna move on to the food!

ro: let’s get our french fry mix, it’sprobably this. mo: no i think it’s orange because mo: this first step is orange, see that? ro:oh it’s color coded! mo: yeah! ro: mo, you are doing good! i’m not! ro: pour in the orange, so we’re gonna fillthis with water. mix this around, that’s ro: what the picture shows. ro: it has a picture here of a microwave,and i don’t know how long to microwave it, but ro: molly do you want to go first? or do youwant me to go first? to microwave it? mo: or you can go first and then i can seeif it worked or not… mo: right? ro: ok, deal, and then on the nextone, you get to go first.

mo: ok deal. ro: wait, let’s rock, paper,scissors. both: rock, paper, scissors… mo: pewgh!you go first! ro: i’m microwaved mine for about 15 seconds,and it fluffed up, kind of like a cake. ro: alright, now, the next thing in the instructionsis to cut them into strips, it ro: looks like? i think these are gonna beour french fries. mo: mmmm! ro: little cake french fries! mo: yummy! ro: oh my! i think i over-cooked mine, he’sa little dry! mo: oh, maybe…. ro: oh wow! mo: let’s put these little guys in theirlittle french fry pouch and, uh…

ro: those are not fries! #frygate! those arenot fries! mo: no this looks ok, this looks ok! ro: thatlooks good. mo: next it looks like the meat patty andthe buns. ro: watch me whip… and nae-nae! ro: get our little shovel and watch us whip. mo: what are… oh my gosh that smells… ro: and nae-nae! mo: a lot different from the other ones, mo: smell that! ro: oh yeah! mo: does thatsmell like a meat patty? ro: molly, i think we messed up now! mo: oh….ro: you want to know why? ro: oh we, oh… oh, we messed up! mo: thefries, the fries were the buns.

ro: the fries were the buns… ro: so we’re just gonna make our buns outof what they were making the french fries out of! mo: but wait. ro: but molly, if you have adifferent idea you do you, because this is a challenge! ro: so you assemble it however you see fit! mo: i’m smelling it, does this smell likecola to you? ro: oh it does! uh, oh! mo: i think this onemight be the cola… ro: uh oh molly! that was a good call, nowwhat have i done? ro: uh, oh! mo: maybe we should just do asniff test on all of them to figure out what it is! mo: oh gosh! ro: i just inhaled cheese! thatwas cheese! aw-huh-huh-huh!

ro: just came out of the microwave and they’rereally, really hot, so i’m just gonna ro: let them cool, i’m gonna set them overhere and i’m gonna make some cheese! mo: oh! ro: i know which one the cheese isbecause… i like, inhaled it, so… mo: did you just cut the cheese? ro: yeah!mo: oh my! ro: i’ve already poured my little pink packetinto my little soda cup. mo: fill up your cup. ro: oh look it’s bubbling!mo: no way! ro: oh look at that! ro: this is my favorite part so far! thatwas unexpected, that was cute! mo: this is really cool! mo: alright, now that we’ve made everythingit’s time to assemble the burgers! ro: mmhmm! ro: and you’re supposed to be able to maketwo of them, but…

mo: i don’t know if i can cut this in half!ro: it says you’re supposed to cut it in half! mo: here we go! ro: let’s do it! let’sgo for it! ro: meat, you’re supposed to cut it intofour slices. mo: ok, now we put it together. ro: yeah nowit says assemble, alright! ro: so we do our bottom bun. mo: our bun andthen a patty. ro: and then a patty. both: cheese. mo: oh and then the ketchup! ro: ta-da! molly, boom! we nailed it! that’sa point for each of us! ro: uh, just kidding! these look a littledonkey booty, and we did mess up a lot. mo: no point on this one, but i am curiousto see how they taste, because they actually

mo: smelled like the food that we were making.ro: yeah, let’s try one! mo: lets see! ro: let’s see a little burger. ro: oh! um… ro: oh that’s yummy, little… mo: yeah!ro: yeah it’s a little yummy thing. mo: i like that a lot actually! ro: yeah that’scute. ro: onto our second kit. ro: we thought it would be funny to do a toiletbecause our last kit ended up looking ro: like a toilet… mo: not good! ro: looking at the instructions, the firstthing that we have to do is assemble our toilets.

mo: i ended up getting a very angry toilet!ro: ooooh! mo: i have angry decals for mine. ro: i got winky face. mo: oh you got the winkyface! ro: and molly got angry pot! mo: angry pot! mo: i mean it has horns and everything! ro:it’s like a spooky toilet, oh my gosh! ro: it even has like a pitch fork… mo: ohmy gosh! ro: assemble your toilet, we’re all donewith that. and now onto the second step, ro: we are gonna make, it looks like a littledrink! ro: so i’m gonna take my little green, andyou’re supposed to put him in the top of the tank. both: shake shake shake, shake shake shake,shake your toilet! ro: huh!

both: shake your toilet! ro: we put a little bit of water into measuringcups with a pour spigot just to make it ro: a little bit easier, and i don’t knowhow much i’m supposed to put in there! ro: it’s starting to bubble! mo: yours isbubbling? ro: what is this? a slurpee? mo: ta-da! these are the toilets that we made!i think we definitely get a point, they look mo: cute like the little boxes! ro: nice job mo!point for us! point for us! ro: cheers mo! mo: oooh! ro: if smarties were in a toilet. mo: thisis what it would taste like. ro: we each have a point, and now we are ontoour third kit to assemble.

ro: i’m not sure what this is, it lookslike a little candy squid. ro: let ‘er rip!! mo: ohp! well there shegoes! ro: oops! ro: this is like taffy! mo: you put it in the mold, it looks likehere. ro: press it into the mold. ro: oh look at his little face! ro: alright, then for the legs, you put itin here. mo: push it through? ro: yeah, it looks like they’re just pressingit through. mo: oh yeah! ro: oh that’s so gross! lookat that! ro: ta-da! here are our little squid, taffy-likecandies that we made!

ro: um, we definitely completed them likethe box shows, but… mo: they’re a little bit derpy. ro: mmmhmmm. mo: they don’t look exactly like how thepictures were. ro: yeah. mo: so i’m gonna do a half a point for these. ro: let’s try one, which one are you trying? mo: oh my gosh i tried to pick it up and ittotally destroyed! mo: bubblegum! mmmhmm. ro: soda! mmmm! theseare good. mo: mmmhmm! ro: and now we’re gonna decorate my favorite!this is like baking stuff, so, lots of sweet! ro: so maybe i’ll do good here!

ro: a little cake, a little ice cream cone,and a little pie. ro: so this might be my thing! ro: what do we got in here? oh my gosh theseare adorable! ro: look at these little cones! mo: oh mygoodness! ro: they’re like mini ice cream cones, they’reso cute! ro: i’ve never seen an ice cream cone thissmall before. mo: they’re bite-sized! ro: we gotta make our frosting, i think it’spink, maybe strawberry? ro: we got our little decorating bags, andnow we’re going to scoop our frosting that we made. ro: it shows that you want to keep your pinkand your white frosting separated, but we shall see!

mo: cool! ro: mine is gonna look amazing! ro: now we’re gonna take our little wafers,and it looks like we have to cut them into three, ro: to stack them to make a three layeredcake. ro: i’m just gonna eyeball… ah! ro: so there we go, that makes a little cake. mo: oh! no! ro: i'm gonna do the same to... ro: on the box they only have one cake, sothis is just a snack! mo: no, no, what are you? ro: never happened! mo: oh ok…

mo: no that was for my ice cream cone! mo: you just ate my ice cream cone decoration…rude! ro: now, it is time to frost and it lookslike we have some additional frosting ro: instructions here, so it looks like, itsays to fill it zig-zag. ro: it says make a swirl. ro: now for our final touches, we’re gonnaopen up our little sprinkles. ro: everybody needs the sprinkles! mo: everybodygets sprinkles! mo: ta-daaaaaaa! ro: derrrrrrrp! mo: these are some cool treats for a hot day!

ro: these are something… ro: i think mo’slook the closest to the picture. ro: and so mo i’m gonna give you a point.mo: yes! ro: that’s a point. ro: and, me i’m not gonna get a point. mo: i’m not sure what to say to that, evenright now. ro: there are no words, for how good thislooks! ro: now let’s go onto our last kit, we aregonna be making some sushi! mo: alright, let’s open these boxes up andget started! ro: first step is i think we fill up pocketnumber one to the line. ro: beewwwppp!

ro: smells like bubblegum, or cotton candy.mo: cotton candy! that smells good! ro: oh you know what i… pfft! pfft! pfft! mo: ok, i think that’s looking good. ro:yeah. i’m gonna put my rice over on my plate. mo: looks like the teal and orange get mixedinto a and b. ro: oh this is so weird! i don’t know howlong we’re supposed to wait, but it says ro: you take your little squeezer, and yousuck up a little bit of orange, and you drop ro: it into the blue. mo: oh look! they makelittle balls! ro: so the box cover shows four little piecesof sushi, so i’m gonna divide the white ro: sticky rice into four pieces.

ro: this will be our seaweed, and we are gonnawrap it all the way around. ro: scoop ‘em out, put them on top, boop-boop!mo: oh my gosh! ro: oh my gosh! they look just like sushi!mo: and they’re slimy! mo: alright, we have our eggs on our pieceof sushi here, and… mo: pffft! now it’s time to do the otherones! mo: oh yeah! see, you can see the textureon it too. ro: mine may have had a little bit too muchwater in the mixture. ro: because, they are not holding very muchshape! ro: ta-da!

ro: here’s our little sushi kits that weput together. mo: i think… ro: i’m looking at ‘emand… mo: these two of yours look really good! ro: the ones with the eggs, but mo’s looksreally good, like you can see the little details, ro: on the top like it was supposed to have.but, her fish situation… can you see the back ro: of her… mo: nooooo! ro: oh my gosh!what is going on there? ro: so we’re gonna do half point, half point.mo: deal. ro: bbbb-bbb-bbb, bbbb-bbbb-bbbb-bbbb-bbbbbbbbb! ro: congratulations to mo! our victor of thecandy assembly challenge! mo: that was so much fun, and you did a greatjob yourself on some of that!

ro: way to assemble those candies molly! ro: final score was…. ro: to…. ro: a close game indeed! a big thank you toyou guys for suggesting this, this was super weird! ro: i have never put together any of thesefood kits before. ro: so that was a first for us, that was afirst for mo and i! mo: yeah! and it was really fun, so thankyou for all the suggestions. mo: and if you have any other ones, feel freeto leave a comment down below! ro: mmmhmm! ro: and if you want to see any of our previouschallenges you can click up here…

mo: or up here! ro: oh yeah! ro: alright, thanks again you guys! bye-bye!mo: bye!

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