Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Thunder Jacket For Dogs


you win some, you loose some come on, koko. quickly. good morning, aunty!- good morning, robin. yes, come on. yes, we're getting late for school.come on. quickly! bye, aunt. bye. father! robin!- father! good morning, father! good morning. that's a lovely flower. thank you, father.

he's always in ahurry to get to school. good morning, kalgutkar uncle. good morning, robin the great!- robin. - good morning to you! good morning, uncle. good morning, bebe.what perfect timing. robin's off to school andyou come here staggering. let's celebrate that with a drink! bebe. aren't you ashamed?you keep asking for free drinks. anton...anton.

just one... uncle. very good! very good! now stopdancing and listen. no drinks for bebe until heclears his account. get it? yes. but what about you? tomorrow you'll tell meto give him just a little. you just do what itell you. understand. ok. - is this restaurantrun for charity? no drinks for free. for a drink.

look at this one! hecomes to eat for free! good-for-nothings!they exist to trouble me! let's do it, koko! let's dirty the clothes! what are you doing, robin? stop it! stop. i'll pull your ears tillthey're as long as a donkey's. but i only like rabbits' ears, aunty! rabbits' ears! just you wait. i love you, aunty philomena!

i'll catch you when you come back. naughty boy. shekhar gets 45. vincent- 42. and tanuja has 40. now tell me, who has the lowest marks? who could it be? who is it who's lost in his own world? whose mind wanderswhen a lesson is on?

tell me. who do you think it is? robin! koko, what will mummy and daddy say? this time i'm bound to get a spanking. koko, your friend the rabbit! leave it, koko. come here. come, koko. come. your friend beat you again! never mind. i keep tellingyou but you don't understand.

i'll draw a map for you. come. that'll make it easier for you. look. this is you. here's the rabbit.these are the bushes. he's 25 meters ahead of you.he has to run 50m to hide. but you have to run 75 meters. you can catch him if yourun 50% faster. understand? daddy, are you angry with me? no, son. i'm sure you'll getbetter marks in the next exam.

robin, you really must payattention to your studies. look. you work so hard carryingthat huge bag to school. you must get more marks thanyou can count on your fingers. eat your dinner, son. koko, you know i had studied. i did, didn't i? then why do i get such low marks? koko, there must be away of counting the stars!

good morning, uncle kalgutkar.- good morning, robin. anton, give robin a loaf of bread. sit, sit. try this. here. absolutely fresh! made by kalgutkar thegreat for robin the great! here, koko. you have some too. here, koko. how is it?- very good! you brat! caught you at last!

aunty! it hurts! what are you doing? hisears will get stretched! that's what he likes- rabbits' ears. but what happened? yesterday these twomuddied my washed clothes. it took me a wholeday to wash them again. not a whole day! it tookyou less than half an hour. what do you mean? honestly, aunt.

it would have taken you27 minutes and 15 seconds. what?- how's that? when i rode my bike throughthe clothes, i counted them. 6 shirts, 4 skirts, 4 shorts,8 sheets, 2 trousers, 2 vests. so?- 20 mins to wash 26 clothes. 7 mins to wring and hang them. that's 27 minutes! what about the extra 15 seconds? koko muddied a vest. 7 1/2to wash it, 7 1/2 to wring.

that's 27 minutes and 15 seconds! very good, robin!- what's good about it? he shuts us up each time.why aren't you at school? today is sunday! that's whyyour clothes are safe! bye! come, koko.- see! i'll show you! look what robin has made, david. a windmill!- yes. he does such interestingthings but gets low marks. beryl, getting goodmarks isn't the only thing.

whatever he enjoys he doeswith so much dedication. but he shouldconcentrate on his studies too. he's a child. he'll learn. madam, let's settle the accounts. milkman. coming. tell me the accounts. 13 days: 2 1/2 litres. 3days: 1 1/2, 7 days: 1 1/4 5 days: 1 litre. 2 days... you didn't turn up.- yes.

total? why don't you work it out?it's rs. 12 a litre. robin, give me a pen. it adds up to 50.750 litres. at rs. 12 a litre, that's rs. 609. are you sure, robin?- yes, mummy. 11. 11 clothes. that's rs. 23, 45 paise. your calculation is perfect.here's rs. 25.

so now i have to giveyou 1 rupee 55 paise back. very good,philomena. this is incredible. no mistakes! but what'sthat you're looking at? oh, father! robin does my accountsthese days. he writes them down. robin helps you?- yes. but his teacher told me...i shouldn't say this... she says he's a duffer. duffer? the teacher must bea fool. robin is so quick! it used to be so difficult.sheet: re. 1. shorts: 25 paise.

i never could figure it out. really? then why did youpull his ears that day? oh, that's just a game! but how did he calculate that.. ..27 minutes 15 seconds? i don't know, father. who knows what goes on in his head? unn dos tres. dance! go on. dance all day.

its morning. there's work to do. butanton only wants to dance. dance. great. i haven't hired you to dance. and you lot- keep eating. and drinking. it's all free, isn't it?you can eat me up too. good morning, kalgutkar uncle.- good morning. robin! come here. please. listen.- hi. good morning.

good morning, robin. the way you calculatedthings that day. fantastic. thank you, uncle. did it really takephilomena 27 minutes 15 seconds? yes. well, maybe aminute or two more or less. you're great, robin. robin, look, i have a problem. what kind of problem, uncle? how do i explain this? look.some people pay, some don't.

some people pay sometimes, some never. some who never pay, do pay sometimes. and those who pay sometimes,sometimes don't. so? i can't make out if i'mmaking a profit or not. your problem is simple. - no it isnot simple, it's very complicated. it's really very simple. you're pretending. youdon't understand my problem. your teacher is right.you are a duffer.

sorry, koko. why areyou getting angry? i didn't say it. i saidothers call him a duffer. i call him robin the great.you know that. uncle.- yes. your problem is simple.i'll tell you how to solve it. no. i don't want tolearn the 9 times table. please learn it. it's really simple. what for? i have youto do my accounts. please sit down. andshow me your hands.

robin. all right. here. let's do 9 times 7. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. now lift your 7th finger. 1,2,3,4,5,6. now you have 6 fingers thisside and 3 on the other. 63. you still don't get it?let's try an easier one. 9 times 3. 1,2,3. lift your 3rd finger. 2this side, 7 on the other. 27. father!- yes, robin.

father.- well, what is it? do you know what thecircumference of the world? circumference? yes.well, no, i don't know. it isn't in the bookbut i know what it is. so?- 40,066 km. stretch your arms out like this.- like this? yes. now tell me whatthe span of your arms is. about 2 metres. if 22,260,000 peopleand i stood like this...

yes? we could make achain around the world. how many people didyou say it would take? 22,260,000. and me, of course. but why you?- i'm part of the world too! so?- so you stay there! i'm off! bye. there's a rumour afloat.know what it is? there's a child in thisclass who's really fast.

ask him a question.he answers in seconds. so tell me, robin. 33 - 7 x 21 divided by 13... how much?- 42! robin, you're a genius! "see, see, see! i can make him smile." "i used to think robinwas just a problem child." "see, see, see. now let us see." "give me an answer to thisquestion and astonish everyone :"

"was it the chicken orthe egg? who came first?" "hens and cocks came first,the eggs and kids came after." "yes, yes, yes, robin's a genius!" "yum, yum, yum, we never guessed!" "robin's just a kid andno one understands him." "he's so clever but no one sees it!" "robin, hi! ta-ta, bye!" "bye! bye!" "dear god is in heavenand he wants to know"

"what's 11 into 97?" "it's 1067!" "hallelujah! hallelujah!" "come, dear robin!" "come, dear robin. sit next to me!" "let's swat thesemosquitoes then sit and chat!" "you look like you're 8.but a little underweight." "but you're robin the great!so have some chewing gum!" "yes, yes, yes! robin's a genius!"

"ding dong bell, i am by the well." "hear the latest news!the strangest news!" "who is everyone talking about!" "there's a hullabaloo!- wow, much noise?" "my son, robin...- no, my son, robin..." "my son.- no, my son." "mine.- mine." "robin belongs to both of you!" "yum, yum, yum, we'd never guessed!"

uncle joe? mummy, uncle joe is here. joe!- hello, brother. hello.- hi, beryl. hello, joe. help your uncle, son. yes. good boy. very good boy. willyou do me a favour? sure. put my coat there.- yes, uncle.

and get me a towel.- yes, uncle. come. sit down. thank you. how did you come in this rain? but i was to come anyway. i.. you must have got my letter. letter? no.

you didn't get my letter?- no. you didn't get my letter. i knew it. you didn't get my letter. this is just the kind ofthing that happens to me. brother, you know i had a shop- on the beach. t-shirts and bermudas. one day i went out and wheni came back - it was gone! i looked right and left. nowhere.i looked ahead. there it was- floating in the sea.

my little shop was floating. what did you do? what could i do, robin?i jumped into the sea. did you manage to save the shop? no, child. i couldn't save the shop. but i did save this t-shirt.it's a gift to you. and, brother, these.. ..bermudas are for you, luckily. so i brought it along.

this is my last gift to you. what shall i do? my shop- my future - is ruined. shut up. david. why has he come here? you know why. i can't believe hisshop was swept away. who knows if he even had a shop? but it's true, beryl.

i swear. i swear it's the truth.but don't worry. i'm your brother! idon't take defeat lying down. i have an idea! a new business- full of profit! and what is your new business? export-import. export cashew,import gold. export coconut. import gold. export coconut water. import gold. we'll have our own company- joe international.

hello, london! hello,america! switzerland, order booked? very good. mr. clinton? hold on. over. hello, jo'berg? halfkilo gold? very good. very.. aren't you happy to hear this? it's not that. why wouldn't we be happy?you must start. correct! i never start withoutyour help. give me rs. 20,000.

20,000? but that's verydifficult for us, joe. all right. 15,000.give me only rs. 15,000. we don't have that much, joe.- ok, just 10,000. please. we don't have any.we've never refused you. don't say no. this is my lifewe're talking about. please. joe, we have no money. you know that. i know i'm your step-brother.but this house is mine too. i.. i've never madeany claims till today. look at them! they'llcry any minute. look, joe.

for 3 whole years theymade a fool out of me. three years. they ate for free, drank for free,had fun at my expense. but no more. you thoughti couldn't do accounts. well, i can now,can't i? say something. mum's the word for me.- me too. why? how come? robin has shut them up. robin?

which robin?- your nephew robin. what? - it took him just 2minutes to teach me to multiply. division!- addition! subtraction!- so now they're quiet. robin?- yes. that duffer? no! he's teaching the whole village. square roots!- percentages! calculations!- numbers!

and so that lot is speechless. he's a magician!- no, he's a physician of numbers! no, he's a musician of numbers! ask father d'costa!- ask samant the lawyer! ask dr. miranda!- ask headmaster naik! ask anyone. just ask the two of us! robin... what is going on here, brother?

what?- what? beryl, he'll be ruined.completely ruined. who, joe? who? robin. our robin! why? has he done something wrong? he hasn't made a mistake. you are doing him wrong!- what are you saying, joe? i am right. such a brilliant boy!being wasted in the village.

but where else can he go? where? can't you see heshould be in the city? he'll get opportunities to grow there. which city? panjim. where else? there are many big schools.he'll get admission anywhere. but who will look after him there? beryl beryl i'm not dead, am i?

i'll look after him.sheela will look after him. he's as good as myown child, you know. sheela keeps thinkingof him : robin, robin. so, it's decided, beryl. you just pack his things- his bag, his shoes, etcetera. joe, you are right. robin is yours too. butwe can't live without him. now this is selfishness. this is selfishness.

beryl! will you let yourselfishness ruin robin's future? that's not how it is.- then what is it? oh.. i understand. you don't trust me. i'm only your step-brother. no, joe, it isn't that. have we ever treatedyou as an outsider?

ok. we have no objections.but we must ask robin. ok. you leave it to me. i'll do it. i'll do it. david? he's right, beryl. he doesn't study here.maybe he will in panjim. it will help make his future. let's try it.

come on, robin. come with me. let's have fun. "tell me what is beautiful." "something wondrous, wonderful?" "that's my city! extraordinary-full!" "believe me, robin. let's be cool." "life over there is wonderful," "there's a feeling, so powerful,"

"it'll kill your gloom." "n-o! no!" "yes, yes, yes!" "in my town the ladies and gentlemen" "dress in the latest fashion." "you feel you're in paris,even timbuctoo." "we have the arabiansea with ships sail," "from which comes a soundlike a meow from a cat." "uncle, tell me this. tell me quick."

"will i find peace, quiet?will i get a chocolate bite?" "what's better: day or night?will my hair go out of sight?" "don't trouble me, don't bother me." "don't be stubborn, just believe me." "we'll go for a ridein a chocolate boat," "we'll see movies, we'll have fun." "we'll have a ball,freak out completely!" "hip hip hurray!" ok! but koko comes along!

"where i go, he goes too." god save me. koko! bye, my child.- bye, mummy. joe, send him back assoon as the holidays begin. beryl first let him go. how can he come backbefore he even goes? robin, study a lot, play a lot,enjoy yourself a lot! he will. but my car won'tstart if it gets hotter. go on, joe.- bye.

shall we push the car?- yes. bye!- bye! bye.- bye, robin. bye. bye. bye, mother. bye, father. bye, father. bye-bye, kalgutkar uncle.- bye! best of luck, robin the great!- bye! look, uncle. that'sthe way to my school. that one. i see.

koko, look at aunty philomena.bye, aunty. bye, aunty philomena. bye. bye, aunty, goodbye. just a second robin! robin! robin! wait! where is it?- bye, aunty, bye. look after yourself. which idiot is at the door now? aunty called you an idiot!- don't laugh.

she doesn't know it's me. now watch. sheila darling, it's me- your joe. joe! the door's open. see? "your beloved has returned home." coming, joe. i'm coming,joe. i'm coming. joe. sheila! have you brought money?- no. i've brought robin.

what?- hello, aunty. hello. this is koko, robin's best friend. you know best friend.you know best friend. robin, go in with koko.make yourself at home. from now on this is your home. ok, child? go upstairs. ok what's this, joe? youbrought robin but no money.

look, sheila. you know ialways do what's best for us. now that we've got robin,we'll soon get lots of money. now smile. just a little more. just a little more.that's like my lovely girl. let's go upstairs. ladies and gentlemen,brothers and sisters.. uncles and aunties. children and.. well, children, i mean everybody.everybody. how was that?- good.

just good? the sewing is done too. call robin. call robin. i'll get him. robin! robin, my son! coming, uncle. where were the two of you?- we were playing. where's the space here?joe, take them to the beach. the beach! wow, let's go, uncle.- yes, we will, son. yes. but wear these new clothes first.

aunty has made them for you- specially. get ready and we'll go. great. what do you say, mr. koko? ladies and gentlemen, listen. ladies and gentlemen. please listen. please. ladies. ladies and gentlemen.. uncles and aunties. hello? ladies and gentlemen.

i'm joe. i have a wonderkid. listen. my name is joe. wonder kid my wonder kid can show youthe magic of mathematics. please. you can ask anyquestion you like in maths. where is the wonder kid, uncle? he'll come when i clap. watch.

koko, fetch! where is he? he'll come when i call. robin, my son! let's go, koko. coming, uncle. come, robin! brothers and sisters. take a look.. ..this is the wonder kid. the magician of maths,the wizard of numbers!

he can show you anynumber of magic with numbers. why don't you wisheveryone a good day, robin. good morning.- good morning. so friends. you can ask him any problem. he'll answer in 10 seconds. if the answer's right,you give me rs. 10. if the answer is wrong,we give you rs. 20. come, friends.

just rs. 10 to increaseyour knowledge. ready, robin? yes, uncle. go on. ask him something. does anybody have a calculator? i have one. please give it to me. ladies and gentlemen, maths is tough. but with a calculator,it becomes very easy. sir, please check hisanswers of this wonder kid..

..with the help of this calculator. what should i ask him? a question.- ok. 298 x 65? sir, not me. ask him. robin.- yes. come here, son. uncle wants to know.. ..what 298 x 65 is.

19370. correct, son. correct, son. very good.- correct? very good, robin. i said he was a wonder kid. wonder kid. thank you, sir. thank you very much. very good, son.- so, brothers and sisters. you have seen the firstwonder of this wonder kid.

but, i still have one thing to say. but multiplication isvery easy for robin. for our wonder kid. can anyone ask him adifficult question? anyone?- i have a difficult question. what's your question? a man has some apples. hegives half to his neighbour. of the remainder, he gives afourth to another neighbour. he's left with 225 apples.how many did he start with?

give the answer, robin. tell her. tell her. robin. he had 600 apples. very good. absolutely correct. tell us how you worked it out. out of 600, he gave300 to his neighbour. a fourth of that- 75 - he gave to another neighbour. so the balance left is 225. correct.- brilliant!

i'll give you rs. 50, and not 10. 50! sir, you have made my life! robin. koko, why are you upset?you know aunty's temper. why do you get in her way? forget it now. uncle's trying to get meinto a school. that costs money. we'll make that moneyby giving these shows. come, shake hands.

quiet. or else auntywill beat us again. let's sleep now. robin, you've forgottenour mosquito net. come here. you go to sleep. i'll just be back. go to sleep. what's the answer, robin?- 4000 balloons. 750 children. isn't our robin a magic boy?- yes, mr. fernandez. mr. fernandez. i want robin to do a showat my school. - sure, sir.

can you come to bombay?- bombay's very expensive. it is. but we'll pay you for the show. how much will you charge? you see, i have togive robin a special diet. it's very expensive. it's allthis brain work. using his head.. we'll give you rs. 2,000.- 2,000! and we'll pay for your travel. here, take this advance.- rs. 500! here's my card.

you've got a cold! why did you get wet? in the rain? we have to go tobombay tomorrow. now what? why bombay, uncle? we're going there to have fun. mr. john has invited us.so we'll go and have fun! but what about my studies?my school admission? we're only going for a few days. we'll see the city, do a fewshows and come back. nothing more.

god bless you. god bless me. you've brought a dog? down. down. not allowed. take him out. what, brother? thedog must come with us. why? is he a vip dog? get out. uncle, please! kokowon't disturb anyone. we'll buy him a ticket.he'll be quiet. won't you, koko? try to understand. dogsare not allowed. get down.

ok. give us 2 tickets.the dog will leave. come, koko. come. tell him to go. if koko can't go, i won't either. are you mad? we have ashow to do in bombay. i won't do any show without koko. what?- no fighting here. down. get down and fight. yes. we're going anyway.no need to shout.

koko, it's your fault. robin, what is this charade? i know koko is like your brother.but understand the value of time. what will i tell mr. john?oh no, the bus has left. i have found the answer! thank god! we'll go to bombay! have a blast. and sing pum-pum-pum! chicken amitabh, pran,madhuri or hema malini...

cauliflower manisha, veg karishma,dal amiri... dal shahruki, dal salmani.dal takda, dal karka. roti tandoori, roti juhi,dharmender paratha, nana naan... that's enough!- there's more! enough. robin, whatdo you want? tell me. veg karishma. - 1 vegkarishma and 1 chicken hema malini. chicken hema malini. 2 parathas each for us both. ok. and what about the dog?

1 chicken hema malini for him too. ok. coming up! boy. funny man. he's madea list of film stars. that was 35 or 40 henamed on the menu. no. you stopped him after 16. are the parathas ready? yes.- who will clean the tables? who'll lay the plates?

1 chicken hema malini.1 chicken karishma. sorry, veg karishma. don't stand there. clean the tables. 1 chicken hemamalini and 1 veg karishma. 1 chicken hema malini. who's getting the water? hurry up. here you are, son. i'll get your chicken.

uncle, are there 16dishes on your menu? no, son. only 6 or 7. but igive them 16, 20, 25 names. sir. how much do i pay you? you took 1 dal shahrukhi,8 rotis, cauliflower... yes. what happened? oh no. what's wrong with this? give me my bill too.- just a minute. the.. it looks like mycalculator has gone bust.

just calculate without it. 1 chicken amitabh, 5 parathas,1 nana naan. please hurry up. wehave a long journey to go. rs. 25 for parathas, rs. 8for chicken. that's rs. 35. no, it's rs. 33.- it's rs. 35. my bill?- 7 + 13. that's 17. no. it's 20. mine's 33.your addition is lousy. give what you want to. i'mlost without my calculator. "pay whatever you want."

uncle, i'll be back soon. uncle, let me do your bills. how will you do them?- give me the menu. here it is. what did you have?- dal, 8 rotis, cauliflower. that's rs. 33. and you. that's what i said. give it.- chicken amitabh, paratha.

your bill is rs. 20. my bill too!- what did they eat? was it dal tarka or karka? i don't know. justtell me what to pay. rs. 25.- rs. 25. that's right. pay up. you're incredible, child! great, son. hip, hip, hurray.

three cheers for robin! robin!- hip hip hooray! robin! - hip hip hooray! - robin!- hip hip hooray! simply brilliant. what a good show! how excited the children were! what a child. sir, that's a good thing.can we get more shows to do? but i've already arrangedfor your return. - why, sir? robin also has to go to school.what about his study?

robin has holidays now.- holidays? now? goa schools haveholidays at this time. come on, children. - come on,children. back to your classes. go to your classes. hurry up. come here. this way. robin, will you answer my question?- sure, madam. an old farmer has 81 cows and 9 sons. the cows are named 1 to81 by the milk they give. for example, cow 23gives 23 litres of milk.

the man distributes thecows among his sons... ..so that all getequal amounts of milk. how much milk will each one get? 369 litres. 369? how did you do it so fast? very easy. to calculate the total amountof milk that 81 cows produce.. ..first i wrote 1+2+3up to 81 in my head. in your head?- yes.

can you show me on the blackboard?- yes, madam. come on. come on. first i wrote 1+2+3+ up to 81. then i wrote 81+80+79+ up to 1. the sum of each upperand lower digit is 82. and because this is 81 times.. ..i multiplied 82 by 81. total = 6642. but you added 1 to 81 twice.

that's why i divided the total by 2. that makes it 3321. there are 9 sons, sodivide 3321 by 9. 369. well done. very good. i always keep robin with me. very good, robin. very good. you were great! you answered thosequestions in minutes. not in minutes, in seconds!

absolutely. he did it in seconds. very good. robin, wouldyou like to do more shows? yes, of course he would like to. he loves doing them. don't you, robin. yes, he'll do more. catch, koko! take it! jump! okay. come on. jump! here, here.

what are you doing here?- we're playing, uncle. you can't play in the corridor.he may bite someone. he never bites anyone. this is no place to play.go to the lawns. the gardener doesn't letus play there. he scolds me. yes. the dog may shit there.go back to your room. come, koko. let's go. luna balsawar. luna, is ice cream theonly thing in the world?

yes, sir.- what news have you got today? what news have you got today? sir. the ration queues increasedto 1.5 km in dahisar today. kids playing cricket broke12 windows in 1 hour in dadar. garbage heaps inborivali are 30 ft high today. in andheri... ration and garbage! can'tyou find any other news? but this is sensational!all new records!

shut up. have you seenthe kit kitty times? no, sir.- then take a look. page 2, column 5. read it. read it. how can you see it like this? wear the glasses hanginground your neck and read it. sorry. see?- wow! what a kid, sir! pick up your bag and gofind this mathematician kid.

robin's first interviewmust appear in lunch times. of course, sir.- go. robin's come. robin.- this fatso isn't robin. how do you do it, robin? how did you get thismathematical brain? - hello, hello. just one more question.- come, robin. please. robin is tired. he's tired. excuse me.- yes.

is robin here? sorry, madam. they've gone out.- what? tomorrow? not possible. ihave no dates till next week. what about next monday? yes, sir. another thing. you must raise robin's fee. robin's famous now.his fee must go up. ok, sir. thank you. how does it feel to bea success? feels good?

look at the camera. comfortably. be comfortable, ok? 4837 x 690 - 877. multiplied by 3555. divided by 15. 9913. my, you are a genius. forget human beings. youput computers to shame. just continue! our wheelof fortune is spinning!

you're asleep. go on. sleep while you can. today we had 4 shows. some day we'll do 10 shows a day. the value of yourshares is rs.1527,000. excellent. i have 57 tolas gold. thevalue of gold is now 4,300. if the value goes up to 4,350,what will my gold be worth? rs. 247,950.

not bad.- very good. excuse me, madam?- isn't this robin's show? yes. rs. 2,500 per couple.- i'll wait. okay. bombay's fantastic. a car!gifts after the show! one for you! one for me! it's good. why did you hold koko so tight? i didn't. i held him gently.

the hotel people told me.try to understand, robin. how long will these showsgo on? what about school? mum sent me to study. yes! so you will get admission. mr. john wants you inhis school. i agreed. you will get admission there. you'll study there. when will i start going to school? well, this term has started.you'll join from next term.

next term! but that's so long a time! yes. but that's good for us. we'll see bombay. chowpatty,juhu, borivali, national park. and nariman point. oh, god. come on, cheer up, robin. let's do a show! willyou answer my question? tell me. uncle joe buys 2 ice creams. one goes to robin.

if he doesn't eat the other.. ..who gets it? koko! what's lunch times up to? no interview of robin,no photo, no article. why? sir. i chased him all day. is the interview today's dessert? no, sir. i tried very hard. here and there. i kept following him.

but he escaped like a clever mouse. absolutely correct.- what do you mean? luna. this is my last warning. i warn you. if you don't getthe interview, you're fired. fire me?- yes. no, sir. please, sir. ok. look, robin is shootingan ad in film city today. if you get the interview.- yes, sir.

i'll throw an ice cream party. thank you, sir.- or else... or else?- i'll give a small party. to bid you farewell. now get going. go.- ok, sir. now look, robin. just say: the secret of mybrain is braino biscuits. eat braino and improve your mind. but i've never eaten those biscuits.

never mind. this is justan ad. just assume you have. yes, assume it. say: the secret of mybrain is braino biscuits. robin. koko. robin, you don't have to do anything. you just simply have to say. eat braino biscuits andgrow your head like mine. please. now control yourself. okay. koko, koko!

koko so, robin. now say. like my head eat braino.he's confused me! the secret of my mind... yes, i know. thank you, i know. robin. all the kids inindia will watch you on tv. but, sir, how can i say it? no, no, robin. all thesefilm stars, cricketers. they say eat this, wear that.

watch him. hear him. they don't really do it. you mean they all lie?- correct. just lie a little bit.- yes. correct, nisha?- correct, pk. so let's lie a little.with lots of enthusiasm. with lots of enthusiasm. one more question.- jesus, jesus, jesus. calm down, pk. calm down.

this kid asks too many questions. i know, but he's a child. robin. just say whatthey are asking you to. why ask how, when, why? please hurry up. we haveanother show. - i know. we have another show.we have to go there. but how can i when hekeeps asking questions? robin. no more questions. okay. everybody ready? let's shoot.

shooting. shooting. yes! excuse me. could imeet the wonder kid robin? we've finished the shoot. he's left. oh, no! not again. you have 13 shows at 8 amtomorrow at tulsibai hall. ..and one at 6 pm, at gandhihall. know what meeting i'mgoing for today? no? it's very important.

a new channel wants your live show. think. think, robin, if we get this show. think of the money! i mean, think how famous you'll be! the most famouschild in india. my robin! ouch, i've cut myself. i've cut myself. robin, get me some lotion.it's on the table.

get the lotion. where's he gone? where did robin go? excuse me. sorry. yes, sir, can i help you?- where is robin? he's gone to see the city.- to see the city? don't worry. he's up on the terrace. all right. sorry. koko, look. so many cars!

look at that building. it's so tall. there. that one. robin, that's foolish.. why did you comehere without telling me? i was so worried. i'm going for a meeting. it's a very important meeting. didn't i tell you? for the live show. i am going for that. don'tgo anywhere. understand.

stay here. in the room. we're going to betrapped in that room again. joe never takes us out. hedoesn't let us play either. but never mind. we'll wander round onour own. come quickly. take your position.you throw the ball first. catch it! oh no. oh no.- koko, shall we play too?

catch the ball. isn't this robin the mathematician? aren't you robin?- yes. can i play with you? yes. but first answer my question. no, mine first. sachin makes 6000 runs in 137matches, ganguly: 2800 in 62. who's the better player?- no, no, answer mine first. in australia kumble took 23wickets in 70 overs in australia.. he didn't play in australia.

i will ask. if dravid'sstrike rate is 63.3... ..then how many balls willhe require to make a century? how many balls willsachin need to make a century? if kumble takes 10wickets in each test... then how many matches will he haveto play to break kapil dev's record? me first. robin, i have a question too. i slapped him so hard,he fell to the ground. uncle, please help me.

aren't you...- robin. the maths kid! come, sit down. ghodapkar, look who's here. uncle, i want to go home.everyone's after me here. don't worry. you're safe here.no one will worry you. we're here to help you.any time, anywhere. thank you. - sir, shall itake robin to his house? he's just arrived. let him relax. hari prasad,- yes, sir. - ask robin a question.

a difficult one. yes. there were 2 dacoits,4 thieves, 8 pickpockets. dacoits were beaten 50 times,thieves 25, pickpockets 10. how many times were the crooks beaten? then why was i beaten 15 times?- shut up. listen to my complaint.my house is being burgled. how did you come inside? look what they are doing outside. come with me, please.

fine, fine. listen to me. then where did he go? how can you say youdon't know. i can't find him. if anything happens to him,who'll be responsible? who will be responsible? uncle...- robin, where did you go? why did you go outwhen i asked you not to? we went out to see the city.

wander! i've beenlooking for you everywhere. if you'd had an accident,what would have become of me? i mean, what would happen to the show? what would i tell your parents? say something, robin. my head hurts. numbers are spinningaround in my head. numbers? that's good. robin, our game is all about numbers!

just charm everyonewith your numbers! yipee! father. good morning, father.- good morning, david. how are you? i'm fine. some flowersfor you on robin's behalf. lovely. how is he?- fine. robin has a show on tv at 7 today- live. 7 pm? robin on tv?i'll come to watch him. please do come, father. robin the great is on tv!you can have a free drink!

no. not a drop. i want to see one robin, not two. kalgutkar. but what about me?- give shekhar a free meal. yes, boss. thank you! welcome to robin with you. wonder kid robin has createda sensation with his numbers! today we see his magicwith our own eyes - live! but first, let's meetour co-hostess, shivani.

now meet our first team. ramanujan. give them a big hand. all the best. our second team- aryabhatt. best of luck to you too. and now let's meet the wonderkid- robin! thank you, thank you. but, before the rules ofthe game, a short break.

'robin aapke saath.' (robin with you) robin is now a hero, father. thewhole of india knows robin as a hero! that's nice but goeasy on my shoulders. sorry, father.- please. - thank you, david. thank you.- have some, shekhar? david, isn't robin looking weak? father. do all motherssay that or only beryl? 'robin aapke saath.' welcome back to ourshow robin with you.

first round- jumble tumble! there's a phone kept before shivani. at exactly 7.30 this phone will ring. and shivani will answer it. the first caller getsrs.10,000 from sona mona toys! and friends. the lucky winner'snumber will start the game. for example, shivani,give us a number. - 1234. someone jumble thisnumber to get a new number.

you? 3421. very good! 3421. team 1 ramanujan willjumble this number again and the team 2 aryabhattwill give the fourth number. robin will multiplyall these in 10 seconds. our hero of the day, master robin. then our teams will addthe digits of his answer. the first team to give theright answer gets 10 points.

so let's begin today's game show! we'll take a short break till 7.30. 'robin with you' kalgutkar, thesebreaks will kill us one day. that's ok, as long as youreturn my money before that. robin with you.- it's almost 7.30 now. welcome back to robin with you. friends, the wait is over. ..the clock strikes 7.30.

shivani, keep the phone down. take the call. hello? where are you calling from? from simla? shimla. what's your telephone number? 21903. 21903. thank you. and thank you, shivani. the number is 21903. jumble it.

give me a new number. no. you. 91302. 91302. that's correct. good. now it's your turn, give us a number. 02391.- correct and good. your turn now. 32019.- that's right. robin, you have 4 numbers.multiply them. ready? 1...6...5..

what's up, robin?didn't you hear them well? doesn't matter. i'llread them out again. okay, now pay attention this time. 21903, 91302, 02391, 32019. there. 1...1.. what's going on? its...5.. robin, why don't you answer?

why isn't he giving the answer? robin, what are you doing? what is it, robin? whydon't you say something? i can't understand anything. try! try! never mind. we'll try anothernumber with the next call. we'll get a second number.- uncle,.. ..i can't understand anything.please let me go.

i cannot say anything. son.. i'm sorry but we have tostop this programme here. cut! lights off! david, what happened to robin? why was he crying like that? our robin never cries. mr. joe, you'll haveto return the advance. but why, sir? why?

my show flopped. that's why. the child could noteven answer one question. please give me one more chance. no. - i'll thrash theanswers out of his head! wait a minute, sir. why don't you answer, robin? ouch, the dog bit me! the dog bit him. he'll have to have 14 injections now.

you ruined me. youwere right to be bitten. what are you saying, sir? the dogbit me and you are saying such things. stop crying. andreturn my advance. come on. right now. this poor man will curse you. i found him! now we'll have a party! aunty, please let me go.those people will catch me. were they forcing you?- yes. i want to go home. ok, robin. go down that way.

sorry. did you see a boyand a dog go this way? yes.- you did? yes. - which way did they go?- that way. upstairs. robin, where are you? wheredid koko go after he bit me? where? oh, god. did you see thefiasco on tv yesterday? rascal. i drive this truckall day. you watch tv, do you? that child. he couldn'tanswer a single question. which child?- that's the problem.

you don't watch tv. youdon't know what's going on. you just think about driving. what did you say?- just listen to me. ok, tell me. the boy used to be so quick with sums. but yesterday it waslike he got a flat tyre. must be crazy. like you. who's that on the road? a dog with a kid.- idiot! it's a kid with a dog.

i think he wants a ride.- yes, let's stop. now go and talk to him. let me see who it is? what is it, kid?what do you want, kid? i want to go home,uncle. can you take me home? it's the same kid!- what kid? the one on tv!- forget tv! where's his home? where do you live, kid? in goa. will youtake koko and me there?

what do we do, chaudhari? you're the smart one.you watch tv. you tell me. move aside. who lives in your house, kid?- my mummy and daddy. if they're in goa,how come you're here? my uncle made me come here. he's not a good man.please take us home. all right, kid. youand koko can get in. are you crazy? we're not going to goa.

just look at him.he's pale with fright. what does it matter to us?we have to be on the road. so what if we go togoa instead of bangalore? we will go to goa. thank you, uncle.- you needn't thank me. just relax. don't be afraid. koko, we're going home. where could robin be?god knows how he is. this is all joe's doing.surely he has done something.

don't worry. i'm sure robin is safe. can you call someone in bombay?they might help us. i have called. they'lltell us as soon as they know. we shouldn't have senthim with joe, david. what happened to youon tv? why did you cry? have you lost your magic? can't you do sums anymore? how did it happen, robin? i don't know, uncle. ijust want to go home.

chaudhari. shall i trysomething to get the magic back? you..- listen. - ok, tell me. it work. i'll hit him. it works in films. shut up. you and your stupid films. now watch me. what i do. robin, do you know what my name is? my name is..

listen now. don't say i tricked you. sattu manmattukankattu gajdallu parbhattu... .. sabkhartu singh chaudhari. now tell me: howmany letters in my name? can i tell you?- shut up. you haven't got itright once this whole year. "chaudhari, i can tell you." now, master, show usyour computer mind. tell us.

he is not giving answer. please find the boy.i'm finished without him. i mean he'severything to me. understand. stop it. do you think we are fools? no, sir.- don't we know. he ran away becauseyou treated him badly. what are you saying, sir? he's precious to me. hari prasad. put him behind bars.

keep him there untilwe find the child. you are misunderstanding.. robin, do you know what this is? do you know? this is snuff. i'llshow you its magic. just watch. one, two, three. phutki, we missed something so simple. robin's hungry!

yes.- that's why he can't laugh! i see. - come on, robin,let's eat a good meal. no, no. - come on, robin.we'll have a feast today. when his stomachfills up, he'll smile. we're here. come on. i can do my accountswithout a calculator now. what's wrong with him? he's lost his skill with numbers.

what are you saying? he can't do sums now. all he says is thathe wants to go home. we've tried everythingbut he just doesn't smile. i see. don't worry. i'll cheer him up. what's happened, son?why aren't you laughing? "where oh where? wherehas your laughter gone?" "has a little mouse eaten it?or a sly thief stolen it?"

"without us even knowing it?" "where oh where?- "common kiddo!" "laughter is a precious thing,it makes the world go round." "the stuffed bread and egg plant,the cottage cheese and the sweetmeat." "all of it would taste sobland if you had no smile on hand!" "where oh where?" "laughter's an amazing thing,what miracles it works!" "like what?" "with laughter a crow begins tobark and a cow lay eggs in the park"

"what's that?" "the hero gets the girl that's right" "the leader loses his seat. and itsatisfies a poor man's appetite" "wow! does laughterhelp a thief catch a cop?" "don't be silly! now stop!" "where oh where? where oh where?" "where has your laughter gone?" master robin, are weclose to your village? yes. you have toturn right over there.

but how did you know?- your smile told me! we feel that way when we get home too. phutki starts dancingaround like your koko! we have reached your village. look at koko. i can't see aunty philomena anywhere. look, look. uncle kalgutkar!- anton, robin's back! i'll get to yourhouse by the shortcut.

robin.- robin. robin.- my son. robin is back. robin is back. robin has returned, father. beryl, robin is back. wecome back, robin the great! what happened that day, robin?- shut up. robin. are you all right?- yes, father. is everything ok?- yes.

we must have a party.- on my behalf. of course. party for everyone from me. thank you very much.- father. - i'm robin's father. look, robin. there's no need to thank us.it was on our way. we were going to trivandrum anyway. come, i will introduce you. this is my wife. thisis father. kalgutkar.

hello.- hello. ok, robin. let's hope we meet again. ok, robin.- bye. where are you going? have a mealat my restaurant before you go. no, thank you. wehave a long way to go. wait for a while- get in. let's go. climb up. david, there should be a party now. bye, robin!

we will meet again. bye, bye. thank you.- aunty philomena! hey, robin! how are you? i'm fine. how are you? i've had such problems after you left. this kalgutkar...- later, philomena. later.- father, robin asked me. is this the time to say it.

why not? you cheat me.and i should keep quiet? how have i cheated you? did you pay me whatyou owed me last month? yes. of course.- how? tell me. 2 tablecloths, 6 napkins.- i washed and ironed them. so how much is it for 30 days? what about your own clothes? 15 shirts, 8 trousers, 6 shorts. i washed and ironed them.and anton's clothes?

8 t-shirts, 2 shorts, 8 trousers. which you washed but didnot iron. right, anton? right. i ironed them. yes. but what about your vests? 30 vests a month. for me and anton. which you washed andi ironed. correct? so how much is that?- you tell me. you tell me.- tell me. rs. 265 and 50 paise.- see?

what?- yes. rs. 265 and 50 paise. mummy, daddy, i'llbe back in a second. robin's got his magic back! yes. - see? i told youkalgutkar paid me rs. 23 less. let's go, koko! fast! or we'll miss them. quickly. come on, koko. faster. come on, faster.

faster! sattu uncle,phutki uncle, please stop! please stop! come down, uncle sattu. uncle phutki. come down, uncle. what is it now, master robin? uncle, there are 33letters in your name. sattu manmattukalkattu gajdallu parbhattu sabkhartu singh chaudhari! very good, kid! that's right.

when you drive throughhere next time, do come home. yes, we'll come.we'll definitely come. robin, we will surely come. okay, we will leave now. bye bye, uncle! see you, son. - thank youfor bringing koko and me home. shall we koko...

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