Seizure Alert Dogs

are you blind? aww! hi, puppy! hi! guys, come here, look! there's a dog over-- can i pet your dog? puppy!! look at the ball! fetch! why didn't he chase it? you look just like my dog! she's dead. can i feed your dog a grape?

he's not eating it! is he sad? hmmm..... "do not distract..." is this distracting?? i'm not petting you!! will you train my dog? i know i'm not supposed to pet you but just look at your face! oh my goodness! just look at how cute you are! i didn't know poodles could be service dogs!

oh my god! your service dog looks just like the dog that i have at home! mine's just.....she's a little smaller. and her fur is totally different. and she's not exactly housebroken. but they're just the same! can we meet up at that dog park? they would be best friends! is that a therapy dog? is he a blind dog? dude! dude, dude! there's a drug dog over there! shh!!! get out, quick! so are you like, diabetic or something?

whoa!!! so you can see!!!!! hi, cutie! what's your name? oh! can we be best friends? huh? are you being good? are you helpful? huh? what are you that poor dog! how could you bring him in here? oh, he's so sad having to work like that! everyone knows that dogs just like to stay at home by themselves all day! they don't like to work or have jobs or anything to do! cruel. you are so lucky! oh! is he a seizure alert dog? oh, that's really cool! but you're too pretty to have a disability! woof!

why won't he eat any of the treats i'm giving him? whoa! where can i get one of these? oh, that's so cool! so all i need is one of these and i can take my dog anywhere with me just like you? you're just so lucky! psst! security! some girl just brought her dog in here! yeah. you should go get her!! *screams* don't you know that some people are allergic to dogs?

it's really inconsiderate of you to bring yours in here. what if somebody dies? oh, so you're the disabled person? what does he do for you? does he just, like, calm you down? i get sad, too, sometimes. my dog, she does the same thing for me. dogs are so great. wow! i didn't know poodles got that big! you're so lucky!